Nadine Dennis with her cat, film star Puzzums. Ca. 1930. Source.
You have been Sniffed
that is very creature
someday, in the distant future, humans will once again be capable of hearing the phrase “what is love” without also feeling the primal urge to respond with “baby don’t hurt me”
shamrockjolnes
So at that point, people will say “baby don’t hurt me”…no more?
Robyn Hitchcock is not only my favourite singer/songwriter, he's one of my favouritest Twitterers too.
Hey guyse. I haven't been around because my health has been a lot worse for a while now. Also in early January we lost our family dog Miska, pictured here in all her floofy huggable glory. It was sudden and terrible, some type of cancer, and my parents are having a very hard time coping. I do too, that pupper was the sweetest cinnamon roll and the whole world seems pretty rubbish without her. I've been more active on Facebook and Twitter lately. We can trade real names if you want to catch me on FB (I mostly just share memes and cute animal pics there too) and I'm anglepoiselamp on the twitters as well. Tumblr just feels a bit pointless and overwhelming right now. :(
I thought this was just a joke but nope, that’s literally what the artist named this piece.
Some other gems by Tomislac Jagnjic:
This picture i took of hector while i was drunk last night looks like a damn renaissance painting
Hector
Hector
georges de la tour, la madeleine a la hector, 1640
shorm
‘nasa just emailed a wrench to space’ i genuinely, unironically love how i’ve come to a point where i just take this stuff in stride, like i was in 3rd grade when we got our first vcr and now we’re here. emailing wrenches to space. i love it so much.
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k so story time:
i went to the local shakespeare festival (and by local, i mean on the other end of the state) and during the day i convinced my mother to go hiking with me because we were in the center of like four national parks
so we end up hiking this trail that sort of jack-knifes down the mountain and I end up climbing partway up a tree on the edge of the trail to see further out, so my smartass mother asks “legolas, what do your elf eyes see?”
and i, in my smarmy glory, go “they’re taking the hobbits to isengard!”
which is funny enough as is, but then the entire mountainside of hikers hidden in the trees goes “THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD-GARD-GARD-GARD-GARD! THE HOBBITS, THE HOBBITS, THE HOBBITS, THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD, TO ISENGARD!”
and that’s how an entire hiking trail of people who never actually saw one another convinced my mother i’m some sort of meme-summoning mountain troll
Oh Christ this made my day! XD
My totally unbiased review of FFXV
1) Okay, well done Squeenix - a simplified UI and game mechanics to make this an easier entry point into the series for new players. But there is no excuse for quicktime events. Or for the fact that I bulldozed my way through the entire game by mashing buttons at random. And it worked. So stop pretending there’s any strategy elements involved.
2) Don’t call the game world massive if it’s actually pretty average sized and padded with huge swathes of fuck all. Exploring was NOT rewarding.
3) There’s no way to turn off friendly fire. I was okay with that until I found out there’s an accessory that does just that, and you can only get it if you buy the season pass for about half the main game’s price.
4) As a seasoned JRPG veteran I’m okay with the plot and characters but not everyone understands or accepts that Hollywood movie logic > anime logic > JRPG logic.
5) Ignis for king of everything. And Prompto for… uh… actually he’s fine as he is. Sweet baby cinnamon roll.
6) Fuck that carp pond I’m never playing a fishing minigame ever again (and I love fishing minigames, okay).
What a rare sight! An actual post and not a reblog! What a momentous occasion!
finland 2017: a vision
in the morning, you wake up in your tom of finland sheets, get up and brew yourself a cup of tom of finland coffee. you take a shower and then wrap your tom of finland towel around your waist. it is easy to pick clothes for today. your wardrobe consists entirely of black leather. once outside, tom of finland posters surround you. there are visibly gay people everywhere. chuckling, you book tickets to the premiere of the tom of finland movie. in the evening, you’ll be going to see the tom of finland musical. heterosexuality is outlawed. finland’s economy is thriving.