Faces carved into the walls of the Paris Catacombs
Frenchmen be like “this pitch black cave full of skeletons is not scary enough, I must make it worse”
Tong Dong
- Shiddy Kong
- Tiddy Kong
- Dead Kong
- Swing Dong
- Creemee Dung
- Shiny Gun
- Dong Dong
- Angry Gun
- SeeMee Dong
- Dr. Dank
- Hong Kong
- Gun
if u ever see me posting something cringe or embarrassing i didnt that was my evil twin my doppleganger
That's me btw
HELLO?????????
cringe is okay, in moderation my friend
Untitled, Christine Brache 2017 // Portrait of a Woman (Detail), Nicolas de Largillière 1696 // {Cero Umano}, Gorche 2013 // Apollo et Daphne (Detail), Rene-Antoine Houasse1677
This looks like a shitpost but it’s actually solid advice, like, if you want to achieve a goal you have to pace yourself and be patient instead of expecting too much too soon and then giving up
You underestimate me.... *unsheaths and re-sheaths my sword in the blink of an eye. you now have top surgery*
peace and love on planet earth
Next time you feel like engaging in unhealthy coping mechanisms, remember that Mental Health Marge is out there, and she will find you
Puppy sleeping. 1955, Japan
ive been coming back to this post and on the verge of tears every time
Why are all of you reblogging this without the important context that Alan Denton is a writer on Sonic Boom?
well that’s kinda on his wife then ngl
how about you look at Penny + her Xmas gifts Dec. 25, 1966 and maybe you’ll calm down
Not to get all It's Not That Deep Oh My God, but I think living in apartments truly hones you as a person. I feel like the people online who argue "nobody fucking does that" have never lived wall-to-wall with strangers, to their detriment.
If life in apartment buildings teaches you anything, it teaches you to naturally, instinctively respond to the question "who the hell lives like that?" with "well, someone does, apparently". Nothing teaches you that there are completely normal people living normal lives, but make choices that you personally never would, like knowing you have neighbours who regularly, habitually do things like vaccuum their home at 9 pm, or listen to Leonard Cohen's Famous Blue Raincoat on a loop from 7:30 to 9 am.
shout-out to whoever it was who regularly dribbled a basketball for hours on end immediately above my bedroom
In college my roommate was, literally, pounding meat to tenderize it. Apartment of dudes on the floor below us came to ask us if we were okay lmao
Shoutout to my neighbor who seemingly makes a whole brass band tumble down the stairs every night at 11:30pm.









