season 2 of good omens but it’s just one of those “5 hours of ambient noise” videos on youtube. camera in the living room of the south downs cottage. fireplace crackling. aziraphale taking an occasional sip of cocoa as he turns a page in his book. crowley muttering to him, every now and again. getting some soft murmur in response.

season 2 of good omens but it’s just a “peek into the now mundane lives of two supernatural beings who have decided to settle down together in the south downs.”

I'm glad a new generation of kids will get to experience the inane boredom that is Disney's sword in the stone

This has potential. I mean they could make it interesting somehow

I want to defend this movie because I'm sure I liked it, but I'm also equally sure I forgot everything that happened which probably proves the point.

fuck all of y’all sword in the stone is an amazing movie

me when you have the audacity to disrespect my movie like this

This is a call out post for one Principality Aziraphale, Guardian of the Eastern Gate, Angel of the flaming sword:

If your demon boyfriend in shades steps on consecrated ground to save you from Nazis (or for any other reason tbh) you do the honorable thing and pick. him. up!

The Nazi scene where nothing changes except Crowley does the whole thing from Aziraphale’s arms.

@momuno​ @thesevenumbrellas​ I tried.

“Sorry, consecrated ground. Ah! It’s like…beingatthebeachinbarefeet!” Crowley hopped and tiptoed down the aisle, already feeling his skin blistering in his socks.

Aziraphale looked outraged. “What are you doing here?” he hissed.

“Stopping you from getting into troub–hEY!”

Aziraphale glowered at Crowley like he hadn’t literally swept Crowley off his feet and was now holding the demon in his arms. Crowley’s arms looped around Aziraphale’s neck instinctively, but the rest of him was stunned into stillness and silence.

“What are you doing on consecrated ground? You know what it does to you!”

“I. Um. How are you holding me like this?” Crowley looked down like he expected Aziraphale to be floating. “I’ve seen you try to run, you’re not exactly the most–”

“Don’t you change the subject on me!”

“Me?! You’re the one who–!”

One of the Nazis cleared their throat. Crowley blinked - he’d completely forgotten they were there, too busy distracted by the ethereal flash Aziraphale’s eyes took on when he was truly irritated, and the disgustingly comfortable way he fit in the angel’s arms.

“I should have known, of course! These people are working for you,” Aziraphale accused him. They were almost nose-to-nose like this. (Satan bless sunglasses, because Aziraphale did not need to know how intently Crowley was staring at his pursed lips.)

Crowley reared back in offense (and maybe to make Aziraphale’s hand press into his back just a little harder). “No, they’re a bunch of half-witted Nazi spies running around London blackmailing and murdering people! I just didn’t want to see you embarrassed–ANGEL!” he yelped as Aziraphale shook him (but never, Crowley noticed, wavered in his grip; not once).

“Consecrated. Ground. Crowley.”

“Imminent. Discorporation. Aziraphale,” Crowley snapped back.

Aziraphale refused to put Crowley down through the rest of the conversation. 

Crowley never bothered to ask.

SOMEONE DID THE THING!!!!

I may need help

This is the most funny thing!

Every Queen Song in Good Omens but it’s Lana Del Rey

Sooo, lemme see if I can get all of them: @queerdove did Taylor Swift, @crowleyraejepsen did CRJ, @gaydolin did MIKA, @anthonycrowley did Hozier and 80s Pop, @basilhallward​ did Abbaso and @aziraphalesbian​ did Paradise Fears. The next logical step, for me, was to add Lana Del Rey to the mix

BONUS: A Nightingale Sang in Berkeley Square / Lucky Ones (Everybody told me love was blind / Then I saw your face and you blew my mind / Finally you and me are the lucky ones this time)

@virgina-woolf Ooohohoho, an excellent question and I thought about it for a while. So, the place of 'Queen of the Gas Station' in Good Omens.

An obvious (and also pretty good imo) answer would be the one Queen song I forgot on the list - the instrumental brass band rendition of "Lazing On A Sunday Afternoon" in St James Park during the last episode BUT I'd like to propose it be a bit more angsty/gut-wrenching in application and use it as an alternative episode 3 title song, beginning to fade in maybe as early as during the Thermos scene, but swelling up proper definitely after Aziraphale's "You go too fast for me, Crowley" and then carry over into the opening credits (kind of like it was supposed to happen with Buddy Holly's 'Everyday' in a longer ending shot of the scene, according to the script book)

Crowley:”I’ve only said “i love you” to two people in my entire life. Aziraphale and this one person in a store that i mistook fro Aziraphale”

do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man

you’re* it’s* Btw. I am a man.

oooooooooooooh my gooooooooooooooooooooooood ooooooooh my god. oh my god. ooooooooooh. my god oh my god

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i love aziraphale’s dumb little reading glasses. should angels need glasses to read? presumably not! you’d think they could miracle their eyes to 20/20! but every possibility for their existence is good

1. he thinks they’re cool

2.  he thinks eccentric bookshop owners should wear glasses

3. he’s just gotten so used to humans who look his age needing glasses to read that he brought it on himself

4. this body has always had bad eyes. for whatever reason, they decided to hand out a far sighted angelic host, and aziraphale just dealt with it for 5000 years until someone invented glasses

5. he can’t let crowley have all the glasses wearing fun

WE HAVE OUR ANSWER

still don’t really understand how some people have trouble just being nice

Oh my gosh you’re such a good person. Hey everybody come look at how much of a good person this is.

i literally cannot comprehend how you got offended by this but thanks for proving my point anyway

So does good omens have like, a plot and shit or, like are michael sheen and hot david tennant just the main characters. I was under the impression they were like background to an actual plot but it seems it’s literally just about their enemies to lovers slowburn

they are the main characters but they contribute exactly nothing to the plot. it’s like armageddon but focusing on two absolutely useless homosexuals instead of armageddon

You know how sometimes you watch a show and there’s some secondary background character that’s just there for comedic or dramatic effect but they’re ten times more interesting than the main characters or their storyline and you find yourself wishing the show was about them and whatever they had going on instead?

That’s Good Omens.

Hey you guys know that one text post, the one with the cat? You know what one I mean. Thanks @sneakyfeets This was supposed to be “just a sketch” but then Crowley had to be a bastard who sits in chairs and it all went downhill from there. 

crowley, in his head: i have exhausted every possible option so m/m slowburn kidfic (6k) it is