Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me....you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself
Colby: truth or dare?
Y/N: *exasperated* truth
Colby: do you want to kiss me?
Y/N: dare.
Colby: *leans in* I dare you to kiss me.
Y/N: never have I ever-
Colby: ThAT’s NOt ThE gAMe
Y/N: *does something cute*
Colby, under his breath: I'm in love with you
Y/N: What was that?
Colby: I said I'M SELLING YOU TO THE ZOO
random photos of sam golbach you'll have if you dates him👻👻👻
Why so many Colby x reader or Sam x reader? Why not Sam x Colby x reader?
Twin Flame
Non-Unrequited Love: Special Episode II - DOUBLE POV AHEAD
A crossover between ‘Neteyam’s First Rut’ series, and the ‘Non-Unrequited Love’ trilogy.
Read ‘Extinguishable’, and ‘Insatiable’ first, then this [if you want]
Read Special Episode III - Ashes (also linked below)
🔞 minors, do not interact 🔞
Main Characters:
POV #1: Neteyam Sully (20) x Avatar Omatikaya Reader y/n (19) [will be referred to as Neteyam’s mate or n/m]
POV #2: Lo’ak Sully (19) x Na’vi Omatikaya Reader y/n (19) [will be referred to as Lo’ak’s mate or l/m]
Warnings: extreme nsfw, heavy smut, girl x girl, power struggle, double heat cycle, foreplay/oral sex, dom/jealous lo’ak, DOM/jealous Neteyam, knotting, creampie/breeding, profanity, marking/biting kink, nete curses a lot idk why sorry
Word Count: 8k (sorry, i have no excuse)
Requested: Yes || No
Author’s Note: I hope I don’t confuse or annoy anyone with this. This is my first time doing a multiple pov. Lowkey might've focused a lot more on Neteyam whoops.
Synopsis: Neteyam decides to help Lo’ak whilst both of their mates are in heat. They leave them to go hunting and restock because their heat lasts longer than expected. They come back to a scene they can’t take their eyes off and have to clean up the mess.
Abfbejsja that was so filthy I can’t breatheeeee
Reading this in broad daylight felt like a sin
Ohmygodd lmaooo 😭😭
Yours
Neteyam x Fem!Omatikaya!Reader
Warnings: (aged up) nsfw, smut with no plot, possessive & hard-ish dom Neteyam, pure filth
“Oh, fuck.”
“Who’s pussy is this?”
“Yours.”
“And what does that mean?”
“Means I…I need to ask”
They also usually have free wifi. One of the few places you can use the wifi without being expected to buy something.
Tumblr Top 5: Hottest Horror Movie Characters
Enter the sick and twisted minds of @wearewatcher's Shane Madej and Ryan Bergara as they countdown their top five hottest, steamiest, most sopping wet horror movie characters, with a little help from unofficial official Tumblr mascot, Coppy.
feminescu
i am not my mother and i am not my father but a third worse thing
Do you hear that? It’s sound of the mphfpc family growing…. Or it’s just Hugh and his fucking bees
Miss Peragrine’s Home for Peculiar Children deserves so much more hype tbh. I never see anything about those lil weirdos