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Crow || they/them || sad, gay and currently in critter hell || splorts fan || I also have an art blog @corvid-khaos
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Verin Thelyss from Critical Role/ Call of the Netherdeep. 

I imagen him having long THICC hair, thicker body build, and just flat out taller in complete contrast to not only his older brother Essek but to other drow as well. What makes this even more fun is that drow males are canonly SMALLER than females. So, him being larger than the average drow would be a feat in itself. 

My friends and I finished Call of the Netherdeep after one year of playing! We became besties with the rivals and even romanced a few. Now, we're onto new adventures with them. We're drawing new tokens for the gang, I was in charge of Ayo's!

there’s death of the author and then there’s whatever the fuck is up with danny phantom

Why don't yall treat butch hartman like jk Rowling? They're both absolutely horrible people.

I'm a little tired of people saying shit like "I hate butch hartmand but I'm still gonna buy/consume media that he profits from."

I was a Harry Potter kid. I was also in the Danny phantom fandom.

I'm sick of this complacency

Yall can headcannon about Danny being trans all you want but that doesn't get rid of the fact that butch hartman is still actively transphobic and ableist. (Not to mention all that money he scammed people out of)

I'm tired yall

The difference is Butch no longer owns the rights to DP, Nickelodeon does. Nick famously doesn’t do royalties the way other networks do, and on top of that, Butch severed ties with Nickelodeon several years ago.

The graphic novel was fully written and illustrated by Gabriela Epstein, a queer artist/writer, and the only credit he gets at all on the copyright page is basically “based on the show created by” him. So though it’s unclear, it is very unlikely that he makes anything off the IP, especially this new graphic novel.

Living in Whitestone during C1 events must be WILD. Imagine this: The town goes to shit bc of a necromancer and her steamy vampire husband killing the nobles. Years later, two of those nobles show up again and beat the everyloving shit out of them with the help of a very… colorful cast of characters. The long lost lord (and heir) to your city regularly skips town with the aforementioned group (who turn out to be mercenaries) for extended periods of time to save the world, only to show back up to get drunk and terrorize the locals (Grog and Scanlan lol). They leave to slay some dragons, and the lord shows up DEAD like, a week later (for seemingly un-dragon related reasons) but is totally fine and back to doing meetings the next morning. Everyone knows that he’s banging at least one of the halve-elves, but no one can agree which.

One of my favourite things about hanging out in the trans community is how it has and will continue to slowly erode my ability to blend into cishet dominated social settings. I'm just fundamentally on different wires now, and that's great because I never liked those social settings anyway

cishet ppl will say shit like "if your boyfriend closes the fridge door with his hip he's not a boyfriend" and expect you to understand what they mean then explode when you liken your gender to a wolf but in a girl way

I've never felt more seen

Much recognition for how hard it is not to swear around kids, none for how hard it is to not be honest around them. One of my kids politely asked me why there was so much garbage in my bag and it took all of my brainpower not to respond, "Great question! It's because I've completely lost the plot ❤️ "

Imagine my shock as a neurodivergent teen when I first realized that using large vocabulary and eloquent speech doesn't make you less likely to be misinterpreted, rather it adds an entirely new layer of misinterpretation I had never even realized existed in the form of people thinking you're being snobbish or condescending when you're just trying to be specific

who keeps giving her these things

she ends up condemned too D:

damn bitch get it together

She’s a Darklord now too

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This what my phone translates the last card to

hey guys guess what

her old friends joined her

Good for them fuck shit up ladies

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I wanna add those two girls’ names as cards, and they’re pretty great names. 

Also they are 100% drawn to be placed at Condemned Darklord’s sides. 

This is what peak polyamory looks like.