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meet the losers club;

Eddie: * fidgeting nervously as he tries to gather to courage to finally tell Richie he loves him for the first time.* Richie … I-uh, um. .  .

Richie: What is it Eddie Spaghetti?

Eddie: *blurts it out knowing that if he gives himself even a second to think it over, he’ll chicken out.* I LOVE YOU!

Richie: Awww … That’s nice. I remember when I first fell in love with me. Feels nice….*rubs on Eddie’s tummy over his light blue jumper.* warm, right in your belly! 

Eddie: *Has tears threatening to spill over his lashline. He says it one more time with emphasis, hoping Richie will stop the shitty joke and say it back* I LOVE YOU!

Richie: I know. Who wouldn’t? 

Eddie: *gets up from the couch they were cuddling on not even 5 minutes ago.* You know what, go to hell! 

Richie: *Richie grabs on to Eddie’s wrist and attempts to pull him back,but Eddie slips out of his grasp and stomps away.* Wait, Eds! I’m kidding! Come back! I love you, too! I’m sorry!  

Eddie: *his booming baritone echos as he yells back at Richie from the hallway that leads toward the bedroom* NO! Go fuck yourself Tozier, cause, tonight, I sure as fuck wont be! 

Richie: Eddie! NO! *Hears Eddie slam the bedroom door.* Ugh, why can’t I just keep my fucking mouth shut?

Stan: Right!? I’ve been asking you that same question for years now! You sure fucked up tonight, trashmouth. He’s PISSED!

Richie: *calmly* Stan?

Stan: Yes?

Richie: *with a flat monotone* How and when did you get into our apartment?

Stan: *laughs maniacally* YEEEEEEEeeeeesssss… .

Richie: … .

Stan: … 

Richie: …

Stan: *in a small, nervous voice* I’ll just- uh- I’ll show myself out. 

Richie: *nodding* I think that would be for the best.  

I start my training. Wait, what training? Street Fighter.

Eddie and Richie falling in love and then having to say goodbye.

I just LOVE that they let the IT kids be genuinely comedic…. the part where Eddie says his glasses are in his 2nd fanny pack and then immediately gets made fun of for having a 2nd fanny pack? Stan’s little eye shield (I know it’s not SUPPOSED to be funny but god fucking damn IT IS). Richie fighting the marching band person for the tuba? Eddie’s big breath in and hand movement “have you EVER HEARD OF A STAFF INFECTION?” What about when Stan squeals NORICHIESHESNOTHOT! ? Ben’s expression when Bev finds his New Kids on the Block poster with the fucking LOUD audio over it? THEYRE GAZEBOS! delivered without hesitation? Wow. Organic, amazing comedy.

They’re fucking funny nerds

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(Submitted by topiccourtney)

Okay like jealous Richie and Eddie headcanons are so cute but only in high school canon because college Reddie that’s been together for years? Easily the most annoyingly confident couple in the entire world. Zero doubts. Ride or die. Absolute and utter faith, you know?

If Richie’s struggling in a class, Eddie would just casually be like “just flirt with your prof.” Or if somebody hits on Eddie, like full on complete I Wanna Fuck You flirting, and Richie just shrugs and is like “yeah same dude what’s up?” Eddie hearing rumors that he and Richie broke up because Richie cheated on him at a party and Eddie is just deadpan like “damn Rich why didn’t you tell me we broke up? I would’ve cried or something.” When childish games of spin the bottle get brought up and everybody looks nervously at Richie while Eddie macks on somebody but Richie is is just like “yeah baby get it.”

Eddie and Richie confidently loving each other and being unblinking at the idea of anything coming between them? More likely than you think!