used to think advertisements were just annoying but harmless but more and more every day i am growing to consider them a great and terrible evil
10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board
i put "....." in the end of my sentences to indicate that im staring longingly into the sunset as im writing them
BECOME UNMARKETABLE
MAKE YOUR PAIN UGLY MAKE YOUR LOVE GROSS MAKE THEM WINCE AT YOUR EARNESTNESS MAKE THEM LOOK AWAY
love reblogging things. like yeah i’ll have that in my house thank you.
*parks horribly in front of your house* i love you so much
"oh sorry, i guess i was infodumping again" - sad, shy, apologetic
"you sly dog, you got me monologuing" - cool, strong, confident
not to sound like a victorian woman suffering from hysteria but i do think going to the sea would fix me
please be nice to me, i'm in my twenties. do you know what that does to a person
a woman alone will download pdfs. two women together will send links and articles. three or more women? that’s a library
lonely people are like nooooo i love the silence i love being by myself and then you ask them how their day has been and they tear up a bit
there is no unlived life or alternative reality where everything went right…. there is only here and now what are you going to do with it
anne carson wrote beautifully about this: “i’m not saying move back towards life, i’m saying the future isn’t elsewhere. we’re locked in a spaceship, h of h, we have nothing but continuing.”
hey. don't cry. I went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there :)
why were you at mad at me island

😳 <- this emoji but without the blush or romantic connotation. im not blushing im staring you directly in your fucking eyes
if you excuse the bad editing it would look like this
i so desperately want someone who gives their one and only lime wedge to me
'i could go around all evening dropping slices of lime into other people's drinks, / because it's easy to give away fractions of happiness' - jack underwood
How I feel everytime I have to be a customer






