weird on main

D&D going mainstream really messed up people's expectations cause chances are you're not gonna find a DM who has the free time, talent and resources to put on a tale that competes with Tolkien. you're gonna find your friend's roommate Phil who's read one of the manuals a few times and has to pause to get a calculator out to figure out how much damage your attack did and his story is blatantly ripping off a dragon age 2 side quest

(tag via @dare-to-dm)

Video game protagonists and their attitude towards the player

Bullying dirk again

Based of this tumblr post

I still love the early John and Terezi conversations.

Dirk catches Calliope fighting with someone else : o

one universe away

Happy 413 Everyone! I'm Going into hibernation again see you all next time.

Scientifically speaking. Is Vriska dressing John up in her clothes a forcefem scene

vriska being a trans girl already just wanted jegbert to catch up

Anonymous said:

meowth, control yourself

I HAVE NA EEVER LAGUHED SO HA RD IN MY ENTRE L IF E

james sounds so fuckin offended like omf

So long twerp! Pikachu belongs to us now!

YEAH YOU FUCKHEAD!

woah meowth that’s going a little overboar-

EAT SHIT AND D  I    E 

meowth. 

Pokemon Heritage Post

this moderna commercial just went "the pandemic may be over, but covid 19 isnt going anywhere. covid is still among the top 5 leading causes of death"... wow... its almost like the pandemic isnt over.

my cock’s name is unfair biological advantage

call my dick unfair biological advantage the way i’m beating cis women with it

op is a terf, also would frankly suggest stopping to think before reposting something that uses the phrase "mentally disturbed freak who deserves to be put down" tbqh 👍🏻

days 24,27,53,51 and 54

this is for a part-time job as a barista

on an application to work the front desk of a hotel

bonus:

I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier

@ms-demeanor

Porn artists over cops is a hierarchy that I can get behind.