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@angelhairpastawithherbs

Nothing here, please go read pinned post for the info!

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Hello!!!!!! And welcome to the blog

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This is mostly just to talk with some of my friends and not really a serious blog.

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About Me!

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He/They, very! sparingly she, bi

absolute bimbo energy

I don't want to share my name so call me whatever you want!

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Interests!

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Hyperfeminine aesthetic, I like pink, skirts and dresses and if you don't think that's okay get out of here. I like fashion and makeup too, if you have questions about that then feel free to ask!

I also like aesthetics such as fairycore and kidcore. Aside from those, my interests are cryptids, baking, cooking, crafting, snails, gardening, knitting and music (I play guitar and sing)

Some favorite movies are Wayne's World, Mean Girls, the original 50's War of the Worlds, Clueless, Godzilla, Labyrinth and Ernest and Celestine. Some of my favorite shows are Bob's Burgers, The Disasterous Life of Saiki K., Buzzfeed Unsolved, One Punch Man, I Love Lucy and Golden Girls. There might be some posts about that.

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Terms & Conditions!

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I have a strict NO tolerance policy for ANYONE asking for pictures either of me or that could potentially reveal information about me. If you do, you'll get blocked. It doesn't matter if it's over messages, reblogs or asks or whatever.

I will also not tolerate NSFW/hateful messages and will report you.

Obviously I will not give out things like my address, medical history, etc. If you ask anything like this you will get blocked. I will also have a post or two about questions you can ask to use as a guide to know what I'm comfortable with sharing. For minor things that I'm not comfortable with sharing I will give you a second chance, just not with the extremely weird ones.

About translating/reblogging:

Please do not translate my work without asking, please do not reblog if your account gets around 200+ notes regularly. It's likely I will be uncomfortable with that many people viewing certain things I have posted, not for bad reasons but simply because I like to keep track of who follows and likes my posts. I will also want to look and what your blog is like to make sure it's nothing weird or that I don't want to be associated with. Please ask me in messages to know more.

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Goodbye!

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ok tree frogs are cool and all its just i wish they would stop going to my window to croak like bro there's trees i don't wanna sit super quiet for ten minutes trying to figure out if you're in the room with me go find some lady frogs somewhere else

This post is not a normal one. This is why it's important to know who is following you. Warning for drugs.

This person's blog is for selling meth. All their posts are about it, and one even lists prices. Please report them, all the posts if possible and block them. Screenshots of one of their posts is at the very bottom.

Choose unlawful uses or content and continue from there. Each of the few posts have a picture of drugs. This shouldn't be on any website, especially here where minors are present and can be exposed to this, or possibly get persuaded into buying it.

Please.

Even if you've done it and nothing happened, please try it again at least this one time.

The SAMHSA hotlines which are national, are 1-800-662-4357 and 1-800-487-4889 They offer Eng

Please call them to get help if you need to.

U.S./Texas hotlines are the only ones I can find right now, but still worth trying if you need the help. They are free, available 24/7 and confidential. Please remember Texas has a hotline to find what the number you need is as well. Dial 211 if you need any help with that.

SAMHSA/Drug Abuse National Hotline (Both in English and Spanish, has two numbers): 1-800-662-4357 and 1-800-487-4889

Marijuana Anonymous: 1-800-766-6779

Alcohol Treatment Referral: 1-800-252-6465

Families Anonymous: 1-800-736-9805

Cocaine Hotline: 1-800-262-2463

National Association for Children of Alcoholics: 1-888-554-2627

Ecstasy Addiction: 1-800-468-6933

Alcoholics for Christ: 1-800-441-7877

pleaselive.org has hotlines for other things as well. All these are from their list of hotlines. Tumblr will not let me put the link, so google it and then navigate the webssite for the list.

So turns out a pink envelope does NOT have strawberry taste on the little glue thing, still terrible

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nothing can break the bond between a friend who loves spoilers and a friend who just watched an amazing show and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish

Why drugs are for slugs? What did slugs ever do to you? The solution isn't giving them to a gastropod, just go to therapy

Friend: I want to know what would happen if [Obscure character from some really specific media 1] met [Obscure character from some really specific media 2]

Me: I got this *aggresively typing* this good?

Friend: Yeah, but where did you-

Me: Shhhhhhhh

Friend: How did

Me: Shut your mouth

Friend: How did you

Me: Shut your mouth it's fanfic

Friend: But where did-

Me: Shut your mouth it's fanfic

Friend: Really how did you know-

Me: Shut your mouth. Shut your mouth

Friend: But-

Me: Shut your mouth it's fanfic

*Does quiz for the Il Makiage foundation*

*Gives e-mail for the results*

*Not too interested after reading reviews of the result I got, doesn't go on the website ever again and has no interest whatsoever*

My email since a month ago when I took the quiz:

HELLO THERE ITS IL MAKIAGE WE HAVE A SPECIAL OFFER FOR YOU THAT WILL EXPIRE IN ONE WEEK-

Retainer case broke so i have to get a new one, is it just my orthodontist or is everyone's only open from like 6 am-3 pm and closed on the weeked, why do they have such weird hours 🗿

I am still crying and devastated and uh idk anymore big words for sad, but sad bc i have been reminded that netflix removed POKEMON XY AND XYZ, THE JURASSAIC PARK SERIES, E.T, FOR FUCKING BIG MOUTH AND LEGALLY COUNTING AS NOT CP BUT TBH IT REALLY IS, LIKE NO WTF GIVE ME PEOPLE BEING EATEN BY DINOSAURS AND STUFF

YEAH AND THEY GOT RID OF BOTH CLUELESS, MEAN GIRLS AND LABYRINTH LIKE WHAT THE HELL

SOMEHOW DIDN'T KNOW THAT IT WAS MAY BYE GOING TO COCOON SOMEWHERE AND NEVER GO OUT AGAIN

YO WRITERS

Stop what you’re doing right now and go write 3 sentences of your story.

Every time you see this, write 3 lines.

Reblog so other writers will do the same, let’s finish these damn stories.