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Fanfic be like, “if you don’t have your own gay little man, store bought is fine”

A CRAB NEVER FORGET HE HOLE

Gods greatest creature

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dark industrialization, show me the forbidden silly string

my mom makes background stories for all of her animal crossing villagers and she has, inexplicably, determined that pietro had a wife who died mysteriously. so she put a tombstone outside his house because he “moves her body with him from island to island”. i asked her to elaborate. she will not.

i just asked if she thinks he killed his wife. the answer: “I don’t know. I just know he loved her very much. He loved her very much. Maybe a little too much. I don’t know.”

Currently losing it over this

mozzarella from real life is trans!

No one is trans please stop

you’re trans

[Image ID: A photo of Mozzarella cheese in front of a trans flag. /. End ID.]

*grabbing your little face and screaming* on purpose, on purpose i am going to care about you

im always holding down the gamer key

w-whats the gamer key…

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Gay USA (1977) dir. Arthur J. Bressan Jr.

fedex trying to say my package will be here by the end of the day when the package is still like 4 states away. that driver must be doing like 150 all the way here

anyone else just kinda . put off hyperfixations. like yeah i haven’t seen/read/listened to that yet but i will soon and i will become obsessed with it just give me another couple weeks lol

one time this nondescript guy came into my dunkin donuts and ordered a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot, and for some reason that peculiar order stuck with me so much that when, seven months later, i saw him in the parking lot walking towards the door, i quickly made a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot. he ordered it and i was already holding it. 

i would describe his demeanor that second time as “incredulous”

What the fuck who drinks that

it’s such a perfectly bonkers order because like, most unusual orders are maximalist and sugary but this one just combines the most basic drink with the most incongruous little add-on. it’s the order of a simple, regular man who has something wrong with him

this post always makes me laugh. this guy has the weirdest drink order and he probably never goes to this dunkin’ if it took seven months for the barista to see him again. so think about a coffee shop you go to so little you’re not even sure if you’ve gone there before and you walk in and the barista hands you the drink you were about to order before you even ordered it. he will remember that for the rest of his life

“it’s the order of a simple, regular man who has something wrong with him” gets me every time.

gimme the beef broth and free my soul i wanna get lost in this fuckin bowl and sip away