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It’s essay writing season for tons of students!

After being a college writing tutor for over a year, I thought I would share my advice with all you awesome people on tumblr. This is how I write essays, but if you’ve got more tips, feel free to add them below. 

Happy writing. You can do it!

Who is she?

Snoop Dogg narrating planet earth is what the world needs

we dem boys

I can’t

I don’t think I’ll stop reblogging this

no fuck you

when science and alcohol meet <3

This bartender gets all of the tips… ever…

HOW DOES THIS WORK

Science side of tumblr please tell us how the hell this is possible

The colored liquids have different densities!  The Red is the most dense so it’s at the bottom, and so forth with the colors.

ok we are happy now thank you

kinda wanna cuddle, kinda wanna fuck

Tee & Tank Picks

You’ve heard of Netflix and Chill, now get ready for

IMAX and climax

Blockbuster and cockthruster

Hulu and Woohoo?

Amazon Prime and sexy time

Church and praying for forgiveness

MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG’S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIDE AND HE’S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT’S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE

  SHE LAUGHS EVERYTIME TOO AND NOW HE’S JUMPING ON ME AND BARKING AND GETTING MAD AT ME LIKE OLIVER TURN AROUND AND LOOK IN THAT HUGE ASS CAGE AND BEG HER FOR A FUCKING TREAT OR SOMETHING. 

NOW SHE ASKED IF HE WANTS TO GO FOR A WALK 

  SOMEONE HELP. 

NO OLIVER, IGNORE ECHO. NO ONE IS HERE 

I PROMISE. 

I’M 1000% DONE.

“OLI GO CAGE.” NO OLI 

  DON’T. 

GO. 

CAGE. 

birds straight-up fuckin with other pets is my jam

if u don’t kiss ur partner after they give you oral, u a lil bitch

I ain't no bitch

Koffing up a storm 😤 available collaboration with @rickybobbyglass and myself. Team rocket blasting off💨💨💨 by @danigirlglass