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shit, timeline is messed up.
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oh shit we’re destabilizing oh god oh fuck
I was expecting to wake up on a cart.
I don't want you to think of this as just a Bouncy House, but a Bouncy Home.
TELL MY CAT HE'S SILLY AND HANDSOME
give me booboo wheel... i must have booboo wheel i simply must!
yes, yes...!
we’re gonna be ok btw
it’s ok if you’re scared. or tired. or unsure. or one million billion other complicated emotions at once. but i’ve decided things are going to be ok anyway. and i will hold that belief close to my heart no matter how scared or tired or lonely or depressed or one million billion other things i am. i will hold onto that. and if you’re scared, you can hold onto me. we can carry each other through
if you guys thought you had a weird middle school experience my whole grade was convinced I was an actual literal werewolf for 3 years to the point where people were afraid of me so come 8th grade the popular girl had a huge Halloween party on her farm that everyone went to that just happened to coincide with the full moon so I staged a whole elaborate ‘transformation’ at the end of the night and scared the shit out of all of them. I don’t think I’ll ever top that