yall still trust people in 2017? LMAOOOO

I deeply desire a Victorian glass greenhouse with all kinds of flowers and herbs, air ferns hanging from all places, and a trickling water fountain to create an atmosphere of serenity.

*goes up to podium at a funeral for a eulogy* *tears up* you… you know she dead

it’s simple: jasmine scented candles are for the morning. sandalwood scented candles are for night time. don’t make me tell you again.

What men don’t understand is that women do a lot of things to avoid assault and harassment.

Even put up with harassment to avoid assault.

date someone who loves your belly

Im so grateful for mangos

who fucking litters. why do i ever see litter. who thinks that’s okay. who. who NEEDS to throw their fast food bag out the fucking window instead of waiting until they get somewhere with a trashcan. what kinda clown behavior. get fucked.

I don’t need a significant other just a significant income

overanalyze and chill

get you a man who can do both? ..show me a man who can do one (1) thing correctly…

imagine being able to handle things. that’s wild.

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