*sits at my desk like I’m the jarl of whiterun*

cute date idea

it's like a normal date but we give each other tetanus

gonna nail her?

i-

Nah dude, they’re gonna screw her

thanks

WELL I DIDN’T FEEL WATCHED BEFORE, STAPLES

subject: my cat

symptoms:

diagnosis: baby

course of action: kiss on the head

snowy owl

Jason Momoa and Taika Waititi at the 2020 Golden Globes

The forehead touch, called a Hongi, is a Mäori greeting

for hawaiians like jason momoa, it is called the hā, which is the breath of life

mood

Orville Peck, 5/23/2019 - j.edmund

Zadie Smith, On Shame, Rage and Writing

Oh

Brutal commentary from a video about a guy who was sent to jail because some pig thought Krispy Kreme glaze was meth

pokemon on a string

This is what I think every time I watch this scene lmao