girl I love your posts but you are literally my entire dashboard right now
I’m glad you all relate to this but the truth is that at 5:55 am this morning one of my mutuals reblogged a picture of a capybara over 40 times and I am going to hunt her for sport
my number one woman behavior is saying i’m fine with any pronouns and silently ranking people in my regard based on what they do with that information
This is George Costanza behavior
GEORGE: she he’d me!
JERRY: exclusively?!
GEORGE: the WHOLE evening.
JERRY: and this is the girl who had ACAB Land Back Fuck TERFs in her profile?
GEORGE: i told you, jerry! i told you that was a huge red flag. all performativity, no understanding behind it.
JERRY: i just don’t get it, who hears “any pronouns” and doesn’t even throw a they into the mix?
GEORGE: cis women on tinder, apparently!
KRAMER: *barging in* george! how’d that tinder date go?
GEORGE: terrible!
KRAMER: i warned you! jerry, i warned her, i told her “keep to hinge and her, there’s nothing for you on tinder” and did they listen?
JERRY: xe didn’t listen.
hanging out with a group of women where you’re the only lesbian can feel so alienating at times, even if they’re not rude or trying to make you feel left out, there’s just something that doesn’t seem to connect, a bit what they consider to be the experience of being a woman that i just don’t get
in those conversation i am obviously not a man, but i am also not fully a woman
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obsessed with full of soup rat
COSTUME DESIGN IN TV & FILM ANDREW GARFIELD
NEVER LET ME GO (2010) costume design by Rachael Fleming & Steven Noble THE SOCIAL NETWORK (2010) costume design by Jacqueline West THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2 (2014) costume design by Deborah Lynn Scott 99 HOMES (2014) costume design by Meghan Kasperlik HACKSAW RIDGE (2016) costume design by Lizzy Gardiner SILENCE (2016) costume design by Dante Ferretti BREATHE (2017) costume design by Charlotte Walter UNDER THE SILVER LAKE (2018) costume design by Caroline Eselin MAINSTREAM (2020) costume design by Jaqui Getty TICK, TICK… BOOM! (2021) costume design by Melissa Toth
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‘how do I download pdf’: laughable, obvious shorthand for completely tech-incompetent old people
‘how do I edit pdf’: deep mystery our top technologists are still working on to this day
Super fucked up that I can’t be a master-level expert in knitting AND woodworking AND silversmithing AND embroidery AND soap making AND spinning AND -
ANDREW GARFIELD + TOBEY MAGUIRE + TOM HOLLAND SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME - Special Features Preview
[I.D: A clip from a John Mulaney stand-up, shown in five screenshots. The captions are edited to say: Your opinion doesn’t matter on Facebook or Twitter either; It matters on tumblr. Tumblr is just your opinion; Just raising your hand and being like; “I think Strawberry Shortcake’s a lesbian”; And they’re like “thirty-two likes.” And that’s a whole thing. End I.D]
today one of the student workers at my job told me that if she’s struggling to remember something important in her course work she’ll wait until her professor asks a question related to that topic during a lecture and then she’ll purposefully raise her hand and answer it wrong because, and I quote, ‘the combined shame and embarrassment of getting an answer wrong in front of more than a hundred of your peers will make sure that you’ll never forget what the right answer actually was’ and if that is not the most next level balls to the wall bonkers extrovert thing I’ve ever heard then I don’t know what is
No, I have not Googled myself. I can’t think of anything worse!