The Most Surreal Time 🕟

GET A LOAD OF THAT DOG

[distantly] THAT DOG

Before you play sound on this video this look at the video do you see it do you see it imagine what you’re going to hear when you put play you’re wrong you’re fucking wrong I was wrong this is wrong

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good morning everyone have an absolutely furious mongoose

It’s cuter when you recognize that the lion with visible spots is a juvenile. There’s a very high chance the other lion that runs over to investigate is the MOTHER.

The first lion is asking for comfort because she was given a big spook!!! and she needs mommy to tell her it’s safe and ok!!!! (What’s cuter is that mommy clearly reassures her, and goes on to take the parent role of ‘deal with the scream rat in order to protect my large and easily frightened daughter’)

this is all in all an adorable video 10/10

Who Would Win?

Three apex predators

OR

One Screaming Long Boi

I airdropped this picture to some guy on he subway and he stared at it for a solid two minutes before slowly hitting decline

i almost cried when i saw this for the first time

When the 27 guys are done nutting on you and you hear one of them say “damn hoes these days have no self respect” like he didn’t just nut down your throat three times with 26 other guys

This seems very specific…

very specific…

Day 13 of No Nut November

I’ve been waking up with random bruises on my body ever since I haven’t been beating my meat. I think in my sleep my meat has started beating me..

I️ really hate you lmaoooooo

Life is a highway

explain

wanna ride it all night long

why did you reply to yourself

I refuse to share the spotlight but I like the meme format

Miles you’re out of the band

WHAT THE FUCK