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...and then I fell asleep

@andthenifellasleep / andthenifellasleep.tumblr.com

A collection of my drawings, ramblings, text posts I love, and manic fangirling over Karl Urban because DAMN. Other than that it's a bit of a melting pot of whatever I like today.
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professorupdog
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tombliboos

why the tyrannosaurus rex from jurassic movies is important for feminism

  • she’s a strong female character™
  • eats men
  • saves the day multiple times
  • she’s respected
  • she’s not sexualized
  • her gender does not make her less dangerous 
  • people don’t question her man-eating skills because she’s a girl, not even once
  • they don’t mock the dead guys because they got eaten by a girl either
  • she fights the patriarchy (by eating men)
  • no one calls her a bitch for eating people
  • she’s a woman in a position of power
  • people tried to objectify her for capitalistic purposes and got punished
  • in the end, she would eat anyone regardless of their gender, race and sexuality
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its-a-writer-thing

A lesson for us all.

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professorupdog

if he is their creator he must atone for his crimes

the biggest, cash-grabbingest continuity error of them all

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ralfmaximus

THIS is my biggest problem with the Minions… thing. 

Gru created the minions by literally re-engineering corn kernels.

The sheer, naked greed of retconning the minions into their own franchise… it’s sick. It’s wrong. It’s unnecessary. 

That’s what made his connection with them so powerful in the original movie. He knew EVERY SINGLE ONE’S name, because HE created them. 

This. This is a valid criticism of the Minion movie, and I can whole-heartedly accept this.

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ibgdragn

‘’bi people can pass off as straight irl it’s why they’re fake’’ they don’t pass off as anything you’re just assuming they’re straight. you are assuming their default is straight. you are being heteronormative. shut up and get your obvious biphobia away

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stay-frosty-or-dont
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xelfmo

shawty had them 🍎 bottom 👖 (👖) 👢with the FUR (with the fur) the whole club was lookin at her she 👊💥 the floor (she 👊💥 the floor) next thing u know shawty got 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇 them baggy sweat pants and the 👟 with the straps (with the straps) she turned and gave that big 🍑 a slap (hey) she 👊💥 the floor (she 👊💥 the floor) next thing u know shawty got 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇

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itsbrittanyswift

idk what I expected but it wasn’t the actual song and it certainly wasn’t that either

SHE CLENCHED FIST COLLISION THE FLOOR

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andthenifellasleep

DOWN FINGER DOWN FINGER DOWN FINGER DOWN FINGER DOWN FINGER DOWN FINGER DOWN FINGER DOWN FINGER

Source: felicityrosejones
#i'm dyin here
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Listen straight girls , if you find yourself sexually attracted to Ruby Rose or Natalie Dormer or just the prettiest girl you know– and you talk about how you would “go gay” for her– I have four very important pieces of information to share with you. 

1) People don’t “go” anything.  

2) You aren’t as straight as you originally thought 

3) Bisexuality is real and it is okay to feel attraction to more than one gender. Liking another girl or non binary person doesn’t invalidate your attraction to men. 

4) If you actually are straight, stop treating queer identity like a joke or funny costume that you can try on for shits and giggles. My existence is not a catch phrase. 

#bisexuality#bisexual#polysexual#important
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professorupdog

god i fucking hate minions so much stupid fuckin anthropomorphic foam earplug pieces of shit go to hell

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thetomska
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Anonymous asked:

Whats a fuck boy? i've heard many meanings but I want the exact one.

mattjosephdiaz-blog answered:

A fuckboy is a weakass dude who ain’t shit.

A fuckboy is the guy who will go around calling women “thirsty hoes” but like 30 profile pictures in a row and comment “hot” under one of them because he thinks somehow it’ll get him laid.

A fuckboy is the guy who calls girls sluts but goes around begging chicks for nudes out of fucking nowhere.

A fuckboy is the guy who sends unrequested dick pics with no context to women he’s barely spoken to.

A fuckboy is a guy who regularly uses phrases like “bros before hoes”

A fuckboy is a guy whose idea of flirting is “what would u do if i was there right now lol” 

A fuckboy can often be spotted by his asking if you want to play “the 21 questions game” which is a trap to ask if you’re a virgin or not

A fuckboy is a guy who will call you a prude if you don’t want to fuck anyone, but call you a slut if you want to fuck someone who isn’t him.

A fuckboy is a guy who will disrespect you and try and get with you in the same breath.

A fuckboy is a guy whose idea of foreplay is kind of touching your clit twice before he tries to move on to sex

A fuckboy is a guy who tries to text you even when he already has a girl

A fuckboy is a guy who continues to hit on you even when you’ve said no

A fuckboy is a guy who pretend to invite you over for “Netflix and pizza” which is a bummer because it’s totally ruined legitimately inviting people over for Netflix and pizza

A fuckboy is any guy who’s ever told you “smile, beautiful” while you’re just walking down the street minding your own fucking business

A fuckboy is the kind of guy you have to lie about having a boyfriend to in order to get him to leave you alone.

A fuckboy is a guy who will tell you “you’re not like the other girls” like that’s a compliment because he doesn’t have any respect for them.

A fuckboy is a guy who will tell you “my exes were all crazy” even though you know them to be totally fine, kind, measured people.

A fuckboy is a guy who will tell you “guys don’t like it when you -bullshit bullshit bullshit-” and try to shame you because of your weight, hair, style, use of makeup or anything else that you do in order to express yourself because in their tiny fuckboy minds you only exist to attract them.

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rubyreed

This is a beautiful manifesto. Bless you and bless this post. 

#fuckboys#steer clear#important psa
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A letter to my period.

Dear period, Fuck off. I mean, thanks for letting me know there are no babies in there, but couldn't you have sent me a bouquet with a cute card attached? Is it ENTIRELY necessary to empty the contents (or lack thereof, rather) of my uterus to prove how I have once again failed to conceive? And while we're on that subject, why the fuck am I being punished for choosing not to reproduce? I can barely handle myself, let alone a child. No love, Me.

#period#text post#Red rage