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Gabriel: Worst thing about dating a demon, on three.

Aziraphale: Okay, easy.

Gabriel: One, two, three:

Aziraphale: The emotional distance-

Gabriel: Flies.

OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH + title sequences (season 1)

A comic (?) about my love of weird little bats for this halloween

fun fact if your breasts are somewhere between a 36C-36D then they weight about the same as your brain

if you're above a D-cup you've probably got more boob than brain

i enjoy that every single human’s reaction to penguin is unrestrained delight

And penguins lack large terrestrial predators, so their reaction to humans tends to be, “HELLO STRANGE GIANT PENGUINS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DO YOU HAVE ANY FISH?”

I will reblog this on my deathbed.

Please let him science 🐧

I don't give a shit how good the reviews are I will never read something w a cover like this

I couldn't stop thinking about how stupid this cover is and I think that it speaks volumes that I was able to recreate it almost perfectly in Canva with free graphics in under 15 minutes

do you ever go in the bathroom to pee and then you’re like well fuck if i’m already in here i might as well also shower?

does ANYONE on this web site know how to read

[image description: three figures walking side by side. They are as follows: Gandalf the Grey, Saruman the White, and Peter the Pink. Three of the great wizards of Middle Earth]

WE BALL BITCHES

Please go to trial please go to trial please go to trial...

whoever said all-nighters are exhausting is a liar i'm doing great. i've never felt better in my entire life, the birds are chirping as they welcome me into the gates of morningdom

“who could scroll past this” me

i am the scroller

what if.. what IF.. Aziraphale can't change Heaven but Heaven can break and change him...