it would be an extra spicy evil arc for crowley if the connection is confirmed that crowley is lucifer
…………you’ve got me thinking about this particular ask that neil gaiman answered
it’s something to consider as crowley did get some of the biggest jobs in the history of earth (jesus, job, the flood, the anticrist), was a HIGH ranking angel, and had his memory revoked. also wondering if sending aziraphale to heaven as an arch angel wasn’t a ploy for hell to get their prince back
Here it is, folks. The entire kiss in one GIF. We all wanted Neil Gaiman to give us an A/C kiss and he said you can have it, but it’ll cost you everything
Stab me it would hurt less
these are COSMIC ENTITIES!!!!!!! who CREATED THE STARS AND GALAXIES!!!!!! and they have a little I WAS WRONG DANCE!!!!!!
ohhh "why dont you wait inside? you like waiting inside" everything about this scene has got me clawing at my insides, aziraphale is so fond, crowley spends enough time at the bookshop waiting for aziraphale, just, around while aziraphale is around, waiting for aziraphale, he gets up to ??? something??? he likes waiting inside. he lounges. he sits like hes never heard of what shape a chair should be while waiting for aziraphale. what the fuck are his hobbies.
THE vibe for the reunion in season 3
Ennon, son of Job, somehow out-homo'd every person in a movie about mushy sapphics, a gay romantic confession, and a dude full-on kissing another dude.
Cheers.🍷
okay actually one last thing. i do not believe coffee theory. i do not like coffee theory. i think coffee theory misses key parts of aziraphale’s character, which is how desperately he believes that heaven is good, and how badly he wants heaven’s approval even after six thousand years of never getting it. metatron didn’t need to put something in aziraphale’s coffee. he just needed to say the right thing. he just needed to make aziraphale think crowley would come with him, knowing full well that crowley wouldn’t and therefore taking away the one person that would keep aziraphale from going. he just needed to separate them, and then aziraphale was heaven’s. and that’s exactly what he did.
I find it hysterical that the headcanon that ineffable bureaucracy would take the shortest possible amount of time to fall in love, figure that out, and get together while our ineffable husbands take 6,000+ years to even get close to talking about their feelings is now canon.
So this is what's finally going to make me actually learn how to spell bureaucracy huh
and here comes the angel of thursday on a monday morning with the steel chair
Aziraphale’s raised eyebrow when shax says “you don’t seem his type at all” tells me aziraphale KNOWS he’s crowley’s type he has suspected it for a very long time he’s just afraid to take that final step
Okay not to make light of The Finale but I'll take one "I was wrong" dance off of Aziraphale's sentence if his High Archangel outfit REALLY slaps. Do you remember the Catholicism-themed Met Gala. Yeah. <3
what the angel said was: "I saw you at your happiest when heaven was still good. i want to return heaven to what it once was so i can see you happy again, demon." but what the demon understood was: "you are a demon, you are neither holy nor good and i don't want you the way you are. i'd prefer heaven over you."
Mr. Fell, bookseller and master of the art of prestidigitation
+ Bonus, the one time it mattered most
I'm the only one here against the coffee theory?
It takes away the point of the beautiful way the character is written. We can clearly see from the beginning Aziraphale is still bound to heaven in some ways. Or at least not specifically to heaven but to the thought of what it might and should be. And here it is, his chance to make it better, and to do it with Crowley. To make things better for Crowley. For the both of them.
Do you really want to erase all of this because of a miracle theory? I mean yes, Metatron manipulated Aziraphale, but not with a miracle. Just with words.
And Aziraphale fell for it because he still had hope.
