is it not enough to see an artist, unhinged?

I'm always seeing this sentiment of "I have got to make my art weirder" or people begging for weirder art but here's the thing, Weird is not a brand. You cannot rack your brains trying to figure out the "Weird" formula. You don't get weird art by artificially forcing whatever you think is "weird." You get weird art (and I think "weird" is sometimes people groping for a way of saying non-corporatized) by figuring out what you like, deep down, even (especially) if you think it's embarrassing and wallowing in it like a pig

Absolutely bonkers that I'm now one of those weirdos you hear about on Twitter

I committed to the bit so hard that I also committed misdemeanor impersonation of a government official

hey. good luck with everything, okay? [cutting the rope connecting your boat to the dock] just good luck. [starts pushing your boat further towards the stream] just have a good luck out there

favorite Jerma985 tweets in no particular order (3/?)

The thing neurotypicals tend not to understand about the ADHD brain is that it really only has two gears

I turn to the chalkboard and carefully write out

WORKIN' HARD

HARDLY WORKIN'

Much like a cars transmission getting stuck between gears the adhd brain can also access a secret mode called HORKLY WARDIN' that feels bad

​also "intifada" has evolved to mean uprising as we know it today but at its core the word really just means "to shake" so you would hear us use versions of it when we are "dusting" or "folding laundry" lol so I urge everyone to relax

Tags added by @feluka that killed me and I want everyone to see them too

bought a big black umbrella recently and now every time i use it i think about "thought the cunt was turning into a bat"

shoutout to when i got banned from being a dungeon master at age 15 because i kept putting gender tf traps in my dungeons and nobody could figure out why, including myself

"why do you keep doing this [deadname]" "idk it just feels like it would be really cool if all the characters became girls all of a sudden" she didn't know, chat.

Aging is hot. Gray hairs are hot. Smile lines are hot. Get with it.

Baldness is also hot. Literally get with it.

Everyone reblogging this post to add that people don't exist to be hot and bodies can be neutral: you're right. Make your own post about it. This post is about signs of age being hot. I am an adult attracted to other adults. People don't exist to be hot but if you have these traits you are hot, perhaps against your will. Sorry. Happy milf monday.

The tumblr code originated on July 2, 2012.

You can check when you signed up for tumblr by looking at this post.

right now you might be in a situation that you think you won’t survive but six months ago you were in a situation that you didn’t think you’d survive and two years before that you were in a situation you didn’t think you’d survive and the point is you will always surprise yourself and you will always make it through

tumblr is great because no matter how many followers i get it doesn't stop me from being really fucking annoying. other places i will perhaps think before i post. Not here. not here

time to play the age old game of,

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reviews are pouring in!

my dream surgery is a hysterectomy where they put a 100tb ssd hard drive in there instead

Deets in this Reddit thread, go download before any takedowns happen y’all