tfw you realise you’re in love with your best friend and it’s the 1930s
Happy Lunar New Year!
there’s a guy at work who’s forcing everyone in the breakroom to gender me right by yelling my name at any given moment
he also said he was sorry he read my deadname on the worksheet but was “going to get black out drunk and probably forget dw”
edit : im a trans guy, im out and on T but im very short that’s why my buddy asserts my gender for me i repeat he’s not outing me he’s doing it to keep me from being misgendered
expanding the coworker universe
Guilty Gear Characters ranked by how high they look in their Accent Core Portrait
To celebrate 4/20, I will be ranking every single Guilty Gear Accent Core portrait from least to most blazed out of their mind!
23.Potemkin
Everyone else got so high that there was no weed left when Potemkin arrived, leaving the Zeppian soldier angry and weedless.
22. Ky Kiske
The illyrian king does not know what weed is and has taken an anti-drug pledge back in highschool. He refuses to even think about anything with caffeine in it, much less actual drugs. He is judging you.
21.Venom
Venom similarly did not get any of the weed, He’s similarly quite miffed about this predicament and is currently going for the kill.
20.Chipp Zanuff
The self declared president refuses to even try a weed, no matter what day it is. He looks down at you with scorn, ready to give you his own personal Drug Psa/Friendship Speech. Winners don’t do drugs, you’ve never seen Goku with a blunt, now have you?
19.Millia Rage
She’s judging you.
18.Zappa
Not actually high, arrived here while the weed was being handed out and got a headache from the smell. Left ASAP.
17. Jam Kuradoberi
She made weed brownies as a 4/20 special and is currently checking your eyes to see how effective they are. She’s considering calling a doctor.
16. Testament
They are both judging you and trying their very best not to make it noticable that they accidentally ate a weed brownie earlier, because of which they can now see a skeleton dancing in the edge of their vision.
15. Baiken
Similarly judging you for being a lightweight. Took a few brownies herself to make Anji more tolerable. Is suprisingly less stabby than she usually is.
14.A.B.A.
Took her first weed a few hours ago and is currently suffering the after effects. Honestly just wants to go home. Doesn’t remember where she parked Paracelsus.
13. Faust
Got called in by Jam because her weed brownies are too strong. Impossible to tell how high exactly he is due to the bag on his head, however the glowing eye makes it likely that he snuck off with a little snack after he treated his patients.
12.Slayer
Ate the most weed brownies out of everyone but is very easily holding himself together. Has years of experience pretending not to be high. Is patting your back and telling you a story about how he and Nagoriyuki got absolutely blazed in a karaoke bar in the 19th century.
11.Order Sol
Just passed you the bong with an expression that says “here you go my man, this is the good shit.”
10.Johnny
Was right before Order Sol in the blunt rotation. Is currently thinking about women. The sunglasses are hiding it well but he’s completly out of his mind.
9.Anji Mito
Put extra weed in the brownies. Quite stoned himself but knows exactly what he did. Is not sorry for what he did.
8.I-no
Tripping balls. Is currently trying to remember if she turned the stove off before coming here. Is gonna return to a burned down home and an on fire Raven.
7.Robo-Ky
is a bong
6.Eddie
Did not realize corpses could actually get high and scarfed down an entire batch of brownies. Is currently on another planet. Does not remember his own name. Zato-one was never revived, Eddie is still high as of Xrd.
5.Dizzy
First time weed consumer and absolute light weight. Has no idea what’s going on but thinks everything is really nice. has been staring at her own tail swishing back and forth for the better part of an hour now.
4. Axl Low
Chewsday innit
3. May
Snuck off with Johnny’s bong. Can taste colors. Wil try to touch your face.
2. Sol Badguy
Stoned out of his fucking mind. Can’t handle weed as well as he could during his holy order days. Is currently drooling onto himself. There are no thoughts behind that headband.
1.Bridget
My daughter, she is sick. Her face, it is melting.
Out of Touch
Out of Touch Thursday
copywriteddad
OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY
but im out of my head when you’re not around…
Putting a drawing app on my phone is a mistake
born to hang ouy together forced to be online friends
Anonymous asked:
Hiiiii could you post the video from Twitter of the wildly buff guy turning around with animals video where you added the sound effects please? I would like to harm my friends with it
sure lol
