You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right
"well i like this post but i'm worried my followers might not" fuck your followers. The entire point of tumblr is to cause irreparable psychic damage to your followers. We are locked in mortal combat on the astral plane. You must win. You Must Win. You Must Destroy Them.
social media is supposed to be PvP
Virtually all coffee in Argentina is imported from Brazil and Colombia, the only coffee grown in the country belongs to the Baritú brand, cultivated near the national park of the same name in the Yungas cloud forest. As for tea, Corrientes and Misiones are the main producers. There are no cocoa plantations in Argentina, most is, again, imported from Brazil, but some lands at the north could be productive. As for yerba mate, it is considered the national drink and present in over ninety-nine percent of households; its main productive area has always been the province of Misiones and the east of Corrientes, though in recent years there has been imports from Brazil and Paraguay to meet the demand,
Did you guys know that the most recent version of sharks have fins that are kinda leg like and they like to walk up onto land?
no way i must have missed an update!
The Epaulette shark is only about 9 million years old as a species, making it the most recent branch in the shark family. And it is slowly but surely evolving into a land animal
You know what to do boys
i often think about that deep diving expedition where a toad was caught on camera at the bottom of loch ness
i wonder how he’s doing
My friend forgot to secure the latch on his magic card briefcase and all his commander decks are now mixed together. Now he’s playing 1200 card pickup and has to reorganize everything.
tell me about stellaris in the most autistic way imaginable (i wanna learn by infodump and infodump only)
(Srry this took me so long to answer I wanted to answer once I got home and promptly forgot about it lmao)
So! Stellaris. The 4x game where you genocide in space or something.
I'll start from the top, you will be designing a space-faring empire to play as, staring with...
SPECIES/HOME SYSTEM: This is where your gonna decide what your founding species looks like and what traits they have, as well as what their home planet/star are named. Not to mention you can write a short biography on your empires pre-ftl history here! Role-play wise this will affect your game greatly, but in terms of gameplay its only a big deal early on as barring some exceptions you will like end up with quite the melting pot, and any individual species traits will be of little consequence. The next part will be much more influential, however.
GOVERNMENT: Now we get into the real meat of your empire. Who are they? What do they stand for? What makes them stand out? How do they decide on their leaders? Do they decide on their leaders? You can be militaristic xenophiles who will fight tooth and nail to protect the galaxies people, or a curious hive mind that wants to hoard as much knowledge as it can without coming to blows with its neighbors, and yes, space nazis. Here you can also decide the past of your species, they could be fairly normal, simply reaching out into the stars after a few decades of booming economy, or they could've never lived on a planet at all, being born on floating habitats in the void.
MISC: Just some other details, your first leaders name/gender, what your ships look like, what your advisor sounds like, that kinda stuff.
GAMEPLAY: I'm sorry but I have that committed to muscle memory I would have a stroke if I tried to explain it. Montu and other stellaris youtubers are the best for that.
MODS: For when you've spent 200$ on dlc but want 600$ worth instead. This can be anything from simple tweaks to complete overhauls of the gameplay. My favorite are "gigastructural engineering and more" which expand on the megastructure system (just really big things that make the economy go brrrrrr) and adds lots of post endgame content. (Wanna rearrange entire star systems into mobile weapons platforms and pit them against space cats that consume millions of galaxies to outlive entropy?)
Then there's stellaris evolved, which changes literally every aspect of the game in some way we would be here all day so just know it's amazing.
Alright we've been through a few paragraphs of this so I think it's time to talk about one of my own empires!
THE EMPIRE OF SILDORIA: A long time ago, humans sent out colony ships into a wormhole found at the edge of the solar system, most were destroyed, but one of the surviving ones wound up in a random part of the galaxy, and went a-looking for a new home. But they couldn't find one, supplies were dwindling and systems were failing, so they took a gamble and took up residence in the upper atmosphere of an unusually stable gas giant. It was still a brutal task, where people were worked to death out of necessity rather than greed, but they pulled it off. Floating cities dot the gas planet of sildoria, and after scrounging up enough materials, they have made their way onto the galactic stage. It did not come without cost, however, as the humans, or rather, sildorians, have been fundamental changed by their experiences. Their psyche is unbreakable on a biological level, and their bodies are quite tough as well. They are instinctively inclined to reduce waste, and have a reduced birthrate as a result of cramped conditions. The sildorian government is an interesting one, while it is extremely focused on material gain and expansion of industry, they make sure to take as good care of their people as they can. A sildorian laborer will be expected to give everything they can spare in the workplace, and in exchange they will want for nothing at home. In the future the sildorian empire is likely to take forays into robotics and cybernetics to maximize productivity and comfort. OK that's all I have to say :D
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How i imagine my insults in Stellaris
I still can't get over how Multani is just clinging onto Yargle for dear life, like this man finally is willing to team up with the former lieutenant of Belzenlok after his daughter convinced him that "the frog is kinda neat, actually" and immediately just coils around him like he's Venom or smth just to avoid being tossed at the nearest target
Seasons greasons
this is the face of a man who has Seen Things
taking off my big thick bulky powered mechsuit to reveal a horrifying, twisted mass of bio-engineered muscles and flesh underneath. and then shedding that back to reveal a super light skintight set of futuristic armor, then taking that off to reveal my very normal and feminine human-skinned body, which then actually comes apart in pieces to reveal the mechanical ball joints and pistons underneath, but then those actually turn out to be made of a colony of extremophile shapeshifting metal worms. but really those worms are little machines piloted by 3 teeny tiny anime girls each.
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“Don’t like❤️ any gifsets, they put something in them, to make you queue up. I don’t even remember my last 40 posts.”
…They’re always reblogging but they never post… and the ones that do post…they never reply… you never see them follow… they’re always liking… no one ever queues but they’re always… they’re always reblogging but they never post…
Hey, reblog this post.
ˢᵒᴼᵒᴸᴬᵀ ʸʸʸʸʸʸᴮ! ᴴᴴʰᴴʰᴴᴴᴬᴬᴬᴬ! ᴳⁿᴺᴺᴺᴵᴺᴱᴾᴾᴬᴴ ᴱᴮ ᵀᴺᴬᵃᴬᶜ ˢᴵⁱⁱⁱᴴᵀ!!!!
something about an act of reclamation or something
Kotaku libs will post shit like this and then go back to fellating Call of Duty one article later
I read the article btw and it basically boils down to "Russian game developer is owned by Russian company, much problematic, also some batshit Ukrainian nationalists on Twitter say the robot ballerinas look like Yulia Tymoshenko, the only woman to ever wear a crown braid hairstyle"
ublock-origin
The only "controversy" it raised in Brazil is that it made people want to fuck their refrigerators
China is trying to mediate for peace (which Zelensky himself is open to) and the US/EU are doing everything in their power to stiffle peace talks and keep the war going.
If that doesn't give you a hint as to whether China or the USA has the moral high ground I don't know what to tell you.
