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When the camera app opens with the front camera

SHUT UPP

WHAT THE FUCK

i thought it was fake but it’s totally real

Better reblog so people know not to spread this.

Every adult who takes advantage of a child can all fucking die already. Tic fucking toc I’m beyond tired of you nasty pedophiles who fucking prey on the lives of innocent children.

i love how it’s literally been a decade since this aired and it’s still so iconic 

“You look like Luther Van Dross” killed me then and it kills me now.

Gays: “this celeb is gay”

Straights: “NO THEY ARENT STOP PROJECTING THEYRE NOT FUCKING GAY THEYRE FUCKING STRAIGHHHHHHTTTTTT”

Celeb, years later: “I’m gay lol”

Gays:

I dont even need the “binky fucks my mom now” edit the originals are so much funnier

Self-care is watching Brooklyn Nine-Nine until the sound of opening titles alone is enough to make you feel like things are okay

not that i’d actually wanna live in a different time period, thanks very much, but also lately im vibing the idea of being born hundreds years ago when an army trudges through my city and kills all my loved ones and i must assume a male disguise in order to seek revenge in this male-dominated society so i cut my hair short and slick it back and join the army and learn how to use a big heavy broadsword and i soon have a reputation as a great swordsman which is only overpowered by my reputation as a great lover despite the fact i never take all my clothes off but i still manage to get all the women and the other guys in my regiment can’t figure out how i’m so good with them but i just gotta shrug and play up the ladies man thing until one day i meet a princess of the blood and im charged with protecting her on a journey out of the capital but we get separated from the rest of the regiment and i start developing feelings for her because she’s spunky but i know It Can Never Be for a number of reasons and then one night she catches me bathing in the moonlight and i instinctively draw my sword because No One Can Know My Womanly Secret but also she’s the princess and also also now i’m in love with her so i simply hand the sword over but she throws it aside with a clatter and throws herself at me and we make love by the lakeside and the next day i put on my soldiers gear and we keep moving wondering what the future will hold when the enemy horde comes upon us and i defend her but am outnumbered when suddenly our separated guards catch up and we fight the invaders and i kill the man who slaughtered my family because he is conveniently part of this regiment and we’re all happy for our victory but i still look sadly at the princess because It Can Still Never Be and i must take her to the capital to meet her betrothed and we kiss and make love sadly in a tent one last time but then we finally reach the city it turns out her fiance is a huge Gay too and has a huge entourage of gays following him around and brushing lint out of his fur coats and he hires me to be the queen’s bodyguard wink wink nudge nudge and i meet her nightly using a secret passageway under the castle and also i get a really cool new sword and history doesnt remember me as anything more than a friend to the queen until centuries later when a bunch of love letters are found in a secret compartment under the castle by a lesbian librarian who was researching the local history and she falls in love with the lady castle tour guide as they bond over an interest in our love story the end 

Am I fucking high ??? Or did Dash call Danny a twink????

W-what

dash is trade

dash is also a dom top