Virga

and getting caught in the rain

may 25, 2022

we are not friends if you dont enjoy slurping up that muddy water w/ me and the boys

so in undertale, we know what happened with toriel and asgore - his percieved need to kill the fallen humans to get the monsters out of the underground led her to break up with him and exile herself to the ruins. it makes sense that she wouldn’t be willing to forgive asgore, even in the end of a true pacifist run

in deltarune, toriel and asgore aren’t king and queen, just two regular people in a regular town, and yet they have much the same dynamic. what did deltarune asgore do that was so unforgiveable?

enough about astrology signs what Goosebumps book cover are you

Alternate Zodiac Signs

tumblr I'm begging you stop leaving gold like this in the notes

I love FAST CARS and PROGRESSIVE ROCK MUSIC and TITS (MEN'S)

knuckle tattoos that say “CONTAINMENT BREACH”

so just out of curiosity how many fingers do you have??

*runs faster*

if you n i were bears we could hibernate together. think about it

Hozier's next hit single

IF 👏 A 👏 LARGE 👏 DOG 👏 THINKS 👏 IT’S 👏 A 👏 LAP 👏 DOG 👏 IT’S 👏 A 👏 LAP 👏 DOG 👏

Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about

i know fandom history that even I don’t care about

suggestions for gender neutral version of mom/dad? something less formal than just 'parent'

please note that while progenitor, guardian, spawnpoint etc are all respected titles, they are more the equivalent of mother/father than an affectionate nickname you would scream through the house multiple times a day. gimme something we can use people

THIS

gonna reblog this every 4th of July to piss off conservatives ❤️

the best thing about soup is that you make it once but you can have many many bowls

the second best thing about soup is that it’s warm and when you have some you are warmed

the soup lovers have found this post. welcome <3

no more gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss. Only touchstarved, transgender, trainwreck

No friend

Don’t be cry, have a fry

What if you shut the fuck up and take the fuckin fry friend

there’s a builder working on my neighbor’s roof, and today I overheard him giving a little monologue on how Respect Is Mutual i.e. when he treats someone with respect he expects it to be returned as a matter of common decency.

then I glanced up and he was talking to his hammer

today there were 2 builders and when I walked by they were having a clearly audible conversation about how money is an artificial construct and the economy could be easily restructured to reduce human suffering

They tried it

Don’t think that my boy Andy doesn’t know that neither

he said i won’t get dragged on y’alls behalf

Aslo This:

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

He drinks his respect women juice