Why revoke her “gamer” card if she obviously played all of you perfectly
this is what we in the field call an “epic pwn”

Why revoke her “gamer” card if she obviously played all of you perfectly
this is what we in the field call an “epic pwn”
i was running from my room to the family room to get my phone charger and im naked cuz i just got outta the shower and everyone is asleep and i heard a loud “CLACK” from an unidentifiable location on my lower body and since my leg still gets sore from when i broke it in september i thought “oh god did my leg just re-break? did i put too much pressure on it?” but then i realized it wasnt my leg it was just my big stupid thighs slapping together because i was running like an ape with my body unnecessarily spread out like this
“I’m trying to get my phone charger, but I’m dummy thicc and the clap of my thighs keeps alerting the guards.”
REMINDER THAT LAIKA’S FIRST FILM SOLELY PRODUCED BY THEIR STUDIO HAD TWO FEMALE CHARACTERS AS THEIR ANTAGONIST AND PROTAGONIST WHO, BY SOME FORM OF DEVIL MAGIC, HAVE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FACES
REMINDER THAT LAIKA’S SECOND FILM NOT ONLY CONSISTED OF A CAST WITH FOUR CENTRAL FEMALE CHARACTERS BUT INCLUDED AN ENTIRE TOWN OF DIVERSE CITIZENS OF VARYING RACE, GENDER, AND AGE. LIKE A NORMAL TOWN HAS.
REMINDER THAT LAIKA’S THIRD FILM FEATURED SAME SEX COUPLES IN THEIR TEASER TRAILER
REMINDER THAT THIS IS ALL STOP-MOTION SO EVERY CHARACTER WAS DESIGNED, MODELED, SCULPTED, RIGGED, AND EVEN HAD TINY CLOTHES SEWED FOR THEM.
also reminder that they make chump change compared to disney who whines and cries that in all their years of experience they can’t handle the prospect of animating a girl with a face different than the rest and that it’s “too hard” because only females can express such a wide range of emotions that it makes them difficult to animate
if a studio with 20-30 years of experience can manage this then SURELY an established studio with NEAR 100 YEARS of experience can maybe, just maybe, include a female that ISN’T a part of their formula
LAIKA !
Also paranormal had a canonically gay guy in it just saying
He’s Florida Man.
“Place of Worship”
“Y’see, the first time my Dad kissed my Mom was at a Love Handel concert, and it’s their anniversary -“
“B to the O-R-I-N-G.”
“Not yet Ferb.”
i love how he doesn’t say ”no, ferb.”
he says ”not yet.”
as in they were planning to bludgeon him with a mace
Ferb I know what were gonna do today
a couple days ago i had a dream where i was on a date w some girl and she said to me “idk why ppl believe 69 is the sexiest number when it’s rlly 64 bc that’s how many diamonds i can hold at once in minecraft” and i cant stop thinking about her
Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.
happy last fingers in his ass sunday everyone its been an honor serving w you
I’m going to be honest, this is probably the funniest thing a straight person has ever said
But sir this is my emotional support hateful slur