sigh to be a little fairy & not have people responsibilities

Valparola Pass, Italy by Ales Krivec

i love history because u learn all the drama that’s ever happened in the world without having to get involved at all!! its the ultimate version of staying in ur own lane

help him

Cat: [paws at the screen, making soft rubbing sounds] Man: [Half laughing] That’s not gonna work, buddy. Cat: [Unhappily] Mrrrowww.

my friends introducing me to ppl

dicks out for newpussycat

what’s newpussycat

WHOA WHOA OOOHH

TWO ASEXUALS SITTING IN A TREE

S-I-T-T-I-N-G

Please call the fire department. We are stuck.

what did the french trademark lawyer say to her wife

je ™

Everything in the universe is either a potato or not a potato.

gets an adrenaline rush from contributing to class discussion

tryin 2 convince ur friends 2 watch wolf children like

@vogonpoetry-

i’m glad ants dont know how big jupiter is or they would be fucked up about it. i was fucked up about it. jupiter is huge