This is so relatable, I’m dying.

LOUDER FOR THOSE IN THE BACK

especially fucking louder for those right at the back with the fucking keyboards, put those away and go vote out the evil that ruins us all

#when you just wanted to settle the grudges of a hundred thousand people so you can get reincarnated but now you have a 28 year old child to look after

Zombie Boy

In a small village, a baby boy was born. He had pale skin and large eyes.

While raising the boy, his mother naturally came to the realization.

That he had no feelings whatsoever. All he had was the desire to eat, like a zombie.

So his mother locked him up in the basement so that the villagers wouldn't see him. And every night, she stole livestock from her neighbors to feed him as she raised him in secret.

A number of years passed like that. Then one day, an epidemic broke out. It left the remaining animals dead, and also killed many people. Those who survived the epidemic left the village.

But the mother couldn't leave her son all alone. And to appease her son crying of hunger, she cut off one leg of hers and gave it to him. After that, it was her arm. She gave him everything.

When she was left with nothing but her torso, she embraced her son for the last time to let him devour what was left of her.

With his both arms, the boy tightly held his mother’s body and spoke for the first time in his life, “Mom, you’re really warm.”

What did the boy really want? Satiating his hunger? Or feeling his mother’s warmth?

Perhaps I was too quick in turning him down. Laurie.  Do you love him?

Little Women (2019) dir. Greta Gerwig

Cat Valente WENT OFF:

BONG JOON-HO accepting Best Foreign Language Film at the 77th Golden Globe Awards for PARASITE

no other conversation in the live action can top this exchange — y’all can sit down lmao

Never insult people’s pets...smh

THE MIGHTY GRAND PITON

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Video of Tama

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The picture in the background of the second one

Tama is boss

THE TRAINS HAVE CARTOON TAMAS ON THEM

Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed away… An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the cat’s funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x]

For those who haven’t read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god. She’s now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.

Beautiful.

Now I’m crying thanks

and a new cat was hired right?

yep! her name is Nitama (essentially ”second tama” or “tama II”) and she served under Tama as an apprentice before being appointed her deputy

she works very hard

Everytime this crosses my dash, I reblog. It is the law.

Law

I’m crying at 11pm over train cats

Nitama, already now a mature cat (born 2010), has a protege named Yontama (fourth Tama, b. 2016).  There is no information available for either the physical befellment or tragic self-disgrace which has removed Santama from contention.

^Nitama majestic, and below with Yontama

Yontama.

a legacy

okay but actually what happened to santama (or sun-tama-tama, which is her name because it’s a pun on santama) was that she was basically sent to train for the position in okayama and they liked her so much they refused to send her back

Every time I see this post there’s new info and it gets better

the trailer for netflix’s next romcom Always Be My Maybe looks amazing

Some days are grumpier than others…

Keanu Reeves Plays With Puppies While Answering Fan Questions

Three days? Easy peasy.

Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018) dir. Peyton Reed

Can we just agree that Scott Lang is one of the most well adjusted, emotionally healthy characters in the MCU? 

Also does magic tricks !!?? He’s getting: This bread

A lot of people also forget that Scott is extremely intelligent. Dude has a masters degree. I really wish we got to see that side of him a little more.

For real though. Also, this is like, three days MINIMUM for me, and he does in less than one.