I love how the mcu tumblr fandom nit picks and rewrites every little detail about the films for "woke points" but also keep praying that thor and loki will fuck in the next movie

All woketivist hot takes ultimately just boil down to trying to prove their ship is canon.

If not about ships then their extra specific headcanon or something

Nah this post is specially a call out to all the sibling fuckers. They should just suffer from daddy issues and womb rejection like normal people

I mean MCU Thor and Loki arent real so I dont actually care about that

Ok lol thanks for outting yourself

*points to the part of my blog that tells antis to fuck off* its fiction Karen

You came on my post, Becky. Just like you came on your sister.

THIS WOMAN

UPDATE: SHES STILL GOT A BIGGER DICK THAN EVERY OTHER MAN

👢 👅

from /r/vexillologycirclejerk Top comment: r/COMPLETEANARCHY crossover

Should be more since only about 20% of domestic violence is ever reported

Your face is just a psychic projection of your ego

and that's why ur ugly

really excited to go up the mountain with my dad to sacrifice a lamb

looks like he forgot to bring the sacrifice but im just happy to take a walk with him

hi I’m a therapist some people come to me to break down severe childhood trauma some people come to me because their job is super stressful some people come to me because they’re worried all the time about stuff that they know they shouldn’t be worried about but they worry anyway some people come to me because they’re bad at focusing some people come to me because their mom said they should but they’re enjoying the experience anyway what i’m saying is there is no wrong time, reason, or explanation to come see a therapist. we’re ready for you.

Reblogging because someone probably needs to hear this.

My friend who just recently got her degree in psychology for therapy told me that astrology is a cheaper and more efficient alternative lol

This really hit home, and there are many types of families in the world. It would be great if more people could realize that. 

As someone who bitches about everything even I think this is a bit much to care about

Every other character in Naruto: Here is my SUPER SPECIAL JUTSU! Rock Lee:

Doing God's work and preaching truth to the straights™

Was not expecting that ngl

Iridescent clouds, looking like a rainbow in the clouds.

A diffraction phenomenon caused by small water droplets or small ice crystals individually scattering light. Larger ice crystals do not produce iridescence, but can cause halos, a different phenomenon.

A L L H A I L

bitch thats a sky whale dont feed me no water droplet fake news bull shit

This is Adam Erickson, pastor at the Clackamas United Church of Christ in Milwaukee, Oregon!

Oh finally. A real Christian.

ok this is “earring magic ken” who was introduced in 1992 (and discontinued shortly thereafter)

basically mattel had done a survey and discovered that girls didn’t think ken was “cool” enough

SO someone had the bright idea to research coolness by sending people to raves which, at the time, were mostly hosted & attended by gay men. so they went to these raves and took notes on what the fashions were and finally landed on this outfit, mesh shirt & all 

this doll became the best selling ken doll in history, mostly because gay men bought it in droves. (many of them said his necklace was supposed to be a cockring) but mattel and a number of parents weren’t very amused and discontinued the doll 

OH MY GOD YOU’RE LEAVING OUT THE BEST PART

SO

MAGIC EARRING KEN. This bitch gay as HELL. supposedly the aforementioned rings on him are for “magic earrings” and clip on charms. These charms are advertised as totally COMPLETELY heterosexual, not gay at ALL, see there’s a Barbie that also has Magic Earring Action with clip on charms! Ken wears them to match, because he’s STRAIGHT

Here’s the issue: THERE IS NO MATCHING BARBIE. Magic Earring Ken is out here straight up wearing cock rings on his jacket with a thinly devised advertising ploy to make it SEEM not-gay. But it’s DEFINITELY GAY. (And if you’re thinking, why cock rings? Well way back in 1992 gay culture was HUGE on wearing cock rings, it was the in-style. Everyone who was gay wore one, even women; you sewed them to your leather jacket, and the placement indicated some of your sexual preference. In case you were wondering, Ken is a Bottom.)

AND IT GETS BETTER. Magic Earring Ken was on the shelves for six weeks before they pulled him. In that short amount of time? Magic Earring Ken became the BEST SELLING Barbie Doll Mattel has EVER SOLD. LET THAT SINK IN. SIX WEEKS. And now every time these wheezy old hetero windbag execs go to look at their sales board, they’re forever haunted by Magic Earring Ken at the top of their charts.

Gay as hell, Cock Ring Bottom Ken, the Best Selling Mattel Doll. Pride.

please take the time out of your day to read about Magic Earring Ken™

gay history

Considering how so many older gays (oh god that's me almost) are really into collecting memorabilia, toys, and other weird niche stuff then you'd think Mattel would bank on this with an adult line of queer barbies. Bring back cock ring Ken and pair him with butch flannel Barbie, demi Devin and Peter the pan, titillating Toni (she just got top surgery! Good for her!) and of course, who could forget: Dick.

SPITE

me: men, get pegged

this particular redditor: hell yeah