murder-look intensifies with every step

free him

This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

“I’m getting back in line.”

OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!

THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY

BLESS ME PATRICK

PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

@billshitposts

*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money

Can i just *Gets in line*…there

Y'all I reblogged this and got $240 in tips in one day at work so 🤔🤔🤔

Wish me goodly know Patrick

Me

Me walking down this stupid-ass staircase

How is Disney gonna preach “work hard and your dreams will come true” when Sharpay & Ryan worked almost their whole lives to be on top but then Gabriella & Troy showed up not even able to two step with their boring ass acoustic versions of every single song and stole the spotlight Sharpay and Ryan are supposed to be the villains like…okay work

Yeah but Sharpay and Ryan were mean

its not called best friends musical

Survival horror but you are inside a fucking IKEA and the enemy is the Staff

Now THAT is a horror game

this is just how ikea is

At the pharmacy

Me: wise sage, give me what I need to banish the darkness from my mind Pharmacist: here’s your antidepressants. Me: no curse of mine shall befall you from my dying breath Pharmacist: thank you

I love how this post implies that the pharmacist is just used to you by now

I hate being high why I keep hearing footsteps 😑

Are you walking?

Oh shit

Ok but this is an iconic life hack

doing this

@froceans @wakemydesire why do I feel like this is us?

is it really so difficult, so troublesome to put the bread tie back on the bag

My mom made this post

The ocean molded this clump of bricks into a rock shape

via

real life texture glitch

I find it ridiculous that we still use “Horsepower” as a unit of measurement in this day and age. It means nothing to me. I have no idea of how much power a horse has and I’m frankly terrified to even contemplate it.