ms. work in progress

This is definitely a plausible Hank moment, but only after a long episode of him misunderstanding and getting it ignorantly (but not maliciously) wrong at first, being distressed and confused about how he’s out of touch with the kids and gender ain’t simple like it used to be

right up until some rude asshole does this in his face and he needs to stand up for his friends / family and suddenly Understands the emotional crux of the issue

“And you have all these so called whistleblowers claiming the government is putting chemicals in vaccines and food to make you one of them transgenders or homosexuals. But I’ve never seen a transgender support the government or one of those so-called “gay frogs”, so it makes you wonder what THEYRE really putting in this stuff. All I’m saying is that Chelsea Manning went to prison and Mr. Rogan is a millionaire, and you always gotta follow the money”

“Tell you what man, talkin’ ‘bout dang ‘ol critical gender theory man, ‘s all a construct, talkin’ ‘bout man’s man and real woman but I tell you what man, talkin’ ‘bout when the lights are off we all just dang ‘ol people man”

"Well I think she’s a real classy lady."

Not to be that guy but this is already canon. At the beginning of an episode Hank refers to a trans bank teller as "in between genders" but after a whole ordeal of him accidentally receiving a driver's licence that says he's female and everyone treating him like a woman for pretty much a whole episode, he approaches the bank teller once again and refers to her as "ma'am"

Hank Hill is canonically a trans ally after being misgensered himself

dnd character idea; warlock that calls their party "chat" and their patron "mods"

"mods can we ban this guy"

i love you autistic transgender online girl

trans girls loved this video, whats up w that

the video was brought to the world by me, a trans man, so im glad

remembering one of the times i was getting evaluated by a therapist to determine if i was "really trans" or not or whatever and he was like "so if you transitioned to male, how would you dress differently?"

and i was like "i.. dont know. I wouldnt?"

and he looked at me blankly and wrote something down and said "really? you wouldnt wear anything more masculine?"

and i realized i'd given the wrong answer so I just said "I would... wear... suits?"

and he smiled and wrote something else down like "ah! yes"

i remember my exact outfit too because this conversation bewildered me so much

like... what do you want me to do

"No one ever tries to flee capitalism."

Well, that was a lie.

fuck first jimmy buffett and now the guy from smash mouth? terrible week for white people

-St Augustine, on Alexander the Great

-This girl

They are both right

Guys I’m going to be so bare naked ass honest with you we had a house fire tonight and I was standing in the kitchen with the flaming stove reading the Wikipedia page for fire

Absolutely.

Always thinking about them

Assume you have not forgotten all descriptive words in your moment of need, and that you can speak this language. Regrettably, circumstances do not permit you to spend more than a paragraph scrupulously describing the effect of highlights, and the audience is not necessarily interested in the tiny specific variations of hair color in white people. WHAT COLOR. PICK ONE. GO.

I cannot get sidetracked in this my quest, but this almost got me. IS THAT TRUE

this image description is filled to the brim with bias

white ppl have no concept of the pain of finding a community that you belong to and then discovering the deeply entrenched racism in said community

coming out as an nb dyke was freeing don't get me wrong but discovering how racist white wlw can be takes away some of the joy of that experience. we're fetishized or shunned or demonized or mocked or all of the above. then I see and hear white wlw saying shit about how welcoming wlw are like they haven't been pushing us out all this time

I'm not saying this is a problem exclusive to wlw by the way, this happens in literally every community that has white people in it. I've dealt with racism from white people as a member of the disabled community, from white women in feminist spaces, in activist groups I worked with, etc.

white people need to take a good long look at racism in their communities before they start proclaiming them to be welcoming spaces. because I can guarantee that if your community has white people, your community has racism

several jewish people have mentioned in the tags that antisemitism functions in a similar way and has similar impacts, so I think it's worth adding that jewish people are racialized and ostracized in essentially the same way

everything that I described above is an experience that people of colour share with jewish people

solidarity between racialized peoples ✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿

white people keep reblogging this and adding tags that distance themselves from culpability for this, saying shit about how it's "especially cis white people" or "especially abled white people" etc.

and I just. way to miss the point. every white person is capable of this and benefits from this. you can be gay, trans, disabled, broke and neurodivergent all at once and still be racist and/or antisemitic

if you're white and you're gonna reblog this post or comment on it only to make it seem like your specific identity makes you less racist or less likely to profit from white supremacy, just don't interact with this post. because you're clearly not listening to what I'm saying here

every single white person benefits from white supremacy and is responsible for combating racism in their communities. trying to distance yourself from that only proves that you're not willing to do the work that is needed to support people of colour

straight women need to start fetishising sapphic women so there can be more femslash fan fiction. we gotta outsource and get more writers on board. I want it to get to the point where two women cant be on screen together without having a 80k space opera fic written about them. I want show runners to be scared of cancelling sapphic shows because legions and legions of fans will come after them. dont tell me my priorities are wrong.

she looked at my pussy like it was a bag of rice. ans her penis was a wet cell phone

werewolf transformations and magical girl transformations swapped

"s-stay back! the change... i can't control it!" *horrifying transformation sequence of bones cracking and flesh rearranging, hair growing out, ribbons and flashy jewelry bursting forth from skin, screaming in agony*

alternatively,

"In the name of the moon, I'll punish you!" *lifted up in a rainbow beam of glittering magic. each part of the body bathed in dazzling light before revealing sharp glistening claws, long fangs, and a dark shaggy coat.*

aw i found the sequel!! ;U;

it always always makes me laugh to swap definite and indefinite articles

Ugh it's so hot today, I'm sweating like the pig

W-woah there! You scared a bejesus out of me!