EXCUSE ME
this fucking enderman just stole one of my goddamn pumpkins what an ASS
mans gotta eat too
Accidental homestuck post !
never ask a woman her age, a man his salary, and a gen z trans masc why their name is dave
It’s a metaphor, see: You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.
THIS IS THE ONLY METAPHOR POST THAT IS ACCEPTABLE I SWEAR
omg no
Date of origin: April 20, 2014
do you have a nemesis named boottea?
I feel like Light Yagami trying to answer this
*dark shadowed closeup of eyes* Can't say yes because that's not funny. If I say no then it is an invitation for someone to create a parody blog. If someone creates a parody blog then I will be able to banter with them, but if shit goes south I may be culpable for any fallout. Do I make a quip about how Boottea sounds like booty? No, far too pedestrian. Do I invent a false backstop and run with the joke? No, I will fall flat. I could ignore the question, but I do like the creativity and think it needs to be rewarded with an engaging response. Am I overthinking this? Should I just leave it? No, then they will know I had nothing. I cannot quit now. It is no longer about the response itself: its about sending a message. So, what message do I send? Something relatable, which sidesteps an actual response. A meme, perhaps. Something that says, "I'm awkward, but in a self-aware way". Jesus, I am overthinking. This is probably how a death note character would plan a tumblr response. Wait
I love having interests that I would never ever recommend to any of my friends ever
for the entire time Baldur's Gate 3 has been out, not to mention early access, I have not seen a single correctly colored tiefling, so I suppose I have to do everything by myself around here.
lost at sea ....
[ID: drawing of a yellow pikmin, the top half is zoomed on its face. It's sweating profusely, eyes wide in fear and anxiety, with a blue sky and white clouds in the background. In the bottom half the blue of the sky transitions into a water background, the image is now zoomed out and we can see the little yellow pikmin with the same expression in a small blue bottle cap, floating alone and saying "wah..." /end ID]
one of my most deeply held beliefs about game design is that if players are 'optimising the fun' out of your game then you designed your game badly. the fun things should also be good -- the good things should also be fun
mtg designer mark rosewater once gave a very funny hypothetical example where he said "if we designed a card that said 'whenever you slam your head against the table, deal 1 damage to your opponent', people would slam their heads against the table all match and then say 'this game sucks'" and i think this really gets to the heart of what i mean by this. all games have affordances and most have incentive structures and those things guide the ways that people will interact with them -- your job as a game designer is to make sure that guidance is towards having the most fun possible (assuming your game is trying to be fun. which isn't a given, but if it's not you can substitute 'fun' for whatever your intended play experience is)
whenever I finally realize that one of my mutuals is a sideblog and that the random user that’s been liking my posts was my mutual all along I feel like bruce willis at the end of the sixth sense
reblog or reply with your love song. you know, the one that you think is what love sounds like
goodbye forever you little fucking freak
happy goodbye forever friday everyone
theres a culture overlap we need to discuss. why do gym bros and emo furry kids on 2012 deviantart who drew evil pokemon and foxes with scene bangs listen to the exact same music
playlist im calling “i listened to this on a team rocket pikachu x eevee amv during the formative years of my childhood and now im hearing it during a bench press rep and getting the most insane whiplash of my life”
Remember when Dipper went to The Club to split up Gideon and Mabel’s unhealthy relationship?
terezi-pie-rope
Youve got to be fucking kidding me
Homestuck Heritage Post
People don't like to admit it bcs cringe or w/e but Homestuck really did revolutionize the webcomic as a storytelling medium and I am endlessly frustrated that before webcomic artists could really stretch our legs fucking webtoonz swooped in, set a new, more restrictive standard, and then monetized and monopolized the ever living fuck out of the concept of The Webcomic until it drove away anyone who couldn't be a professional quality manga artist for free, and now the only webcomics that actually feel like spiritual successors to Homestuck are so obscure they're basically cult classics that you have to beg people to read.
Like it's just so wild to be in high school and see Homestuck be like "we're using like fifteen different artistic mediums to tell this story bcs we can" and be really fucking inspired by that, only to grow up and see basically every webcomic ever have to conform to One Single Standard or fucking perish.
Actually, I realized my real point here: we all need to make our art weirder. Please make weird art. I want more stuff like Prequel Adventure and 17776 and MyHouse.wad and I want it now. Capitalism thrives on conformity. We must be weird at all costs.