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You know I had to do it to em

@anarchygoose

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if i am a really good human i will be reincarnated as a red fox and if i am a really good red fox i will be reincarnated as a snowy owl and if i am a really good snowy owl i will be reincarnated as a snail and if i am a really good snail i will be reincarnated as the moss on a rock in a waterfall

but if i am a bad human i will be reincarnated as a horse

I love Croatia's entry. To a Finnish person "Mama idem u rat" sounds like "Mama ime munaa" which means "Mama, suck a dick". I'm glad that the message of the song transcends language barriers. So impressive and touching that they thought about the Finnish audience when writing that song.

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Just seen a bathroom sign that says "Femmes". Unsure if this is woke or not.

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Update: the mens room says Hommes. This seafood restaurant is safe from the "woke mob" but not from the dastardly Frenchman

woman in a victorian novel: *develops a fever from worrying too much*

me, shivering and sweating with stress-induced anxiety: wtf that’s so unrealistic lol

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Anonymous asked:

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVER POST YOUR FULL NAME AND ADDRESS YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT YOU DESERVE TO GET SWATTED

Do you honest to god think my full name is Walter Hartwell White and I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane

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tapping my croissant to discard the loose flakes like how one would tap a cigarette to drop the ash