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10,000 notes later and still going strong
Yes…. YES…..
if i am a really good human i will be reincarnated as a red fox and if i am a really good red fox i will be reincarnated as a snowy owl and if i am a really good snowy owl i will be reincarnated as a snail and if i am a really good snail i will be reincarnated as the moss on a rock in a waterfall
but if i am a bad human i will be reincarnated as a horse
Okay everyone can u guess what this is an ad for?
I was so wrong
I would not have guessed that in a million years, no.
ok not to out myself as someone who spectates booktok but that siggy shade bitch makes me unreasonably indignant. you will NEVER be chuck tingle EVER
btw this does have a bit of bias obv as in lots of these i personally love but i DID try and make sure theyre all icons. real country girlies only please i dont wanna see jolene at 70% bc u guys havent listened to anythin else
okay Jaques 😭😭 why is this so funny
it’s tragic because i didn’t include Orlando’s response, it’s even funnier. get him Orlando. you tell him.
absolutely calling geralt shredded lettuse the way he's a Sub Topping rn
I love Croatia's entry. To a Finnish person "Mama idem u rat" sounds like "Mama ime munaa" which means "Mama, suck a dick". I'm glad that the message of the song transcends language barriers. So impressive and touching that they thought about the Finnish audience when writing that song.
When you carry all the grocery bags in one trip
when the,. when,, then the pu, the pus, when - when you- the
woman in a victorian novel: *develops a fever from worrying too much*
me, shivering and sweating with stress-induced anxiety: wtf that’s so unrealistic lol
if you want your 828 lb turkey to be ready in time for thanksgiving now's about the time to take it out of the freezer
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVER POST YOUR FULL NAME AND ADDRESS YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT YOU DESERVE TO GET SWATTED
Do you honest to god think my full name is Walter Hartwell White and I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane
tapping my croissant to discard the loose flakes like how one would tap a cigarette to drop the ash






















