everyone posts edits of this image but nobody told me the og was funny as hell on its own
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first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go
Magnus Archives fan I see
THIS IS SO FUNNY I'M SORRY
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🧫 e-colin Follow Another day, another dollar trying to infect this host! Rise and grind pathogens 💸
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🧬 nora-virus Follow You know what? This isn't okay. Pathogens work hard to infect host cells and reproduce. It's the only way for them to perpetuate their own existence. Letting pathogens infect host cells is absolutely necessary to prevent their total extermination. Killing is wrong! Immune cells need to learn to be tolerant of other microbes instead of destroying us just because we want to seize and consume this body's resources.
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New tin foil hat theory: the rise and propagation of minimalist home decor is meant to manage expectations for a desired culture of renters.
“The home is no longer seen as a space of personal expression or comfort, or as the backdrop of everyday life, but primarily as an investment and as an asset—meaning that enforcing one’s aesthetics is a financially detrimental decision. Those with the capital to become homeowners (already a diminishing segment of the public) conceive of their houses as being for selling before they even live a day in them.”
Hate hate rage bite kill
Can't wait to decorate the shit out of my house
QUEER MAXIMALISTS RISE UP AND OVERTHROW
Caught my first student using ChatGPT to write their report yesterday! FUN TIMES
How did you catch that? Just through them using it in class or a detector?
So: this was actually for a module on the Masters course that I don't teach. But the first tip off was a claim about a local museum that my friend, who was second marking, thought "I didn't know that was a place." And so looked up. And it doesn't exist.
But it had a citation attached, which the student had used heavily throughout the site background section. So my mate looked up the citation, and it also was fake. Real journal, but non-existent paper.
So he called me, and I was like... Well, that is the big giveaway for ChatGPT, isn't it? It's just a glorified autofill service. It often spits out "lies". So I had him show me the paper, and immediately spotted a second bit of bullshit that claimed that the site was named after a family who settled the area in the industrial Revolution, whose founding father was called John, when in fact that family did not exist and the name actually comes from the Welsh word "Dyfnant". That led to another two cited references turning out to be fake.
So we scoured the internet, couldn't find this info literally anywhere. And finally went and asked the robot itself. It wouldn't confess to having written it, but when we asked it about the site history, it promptly gave us the same made up bullshit (including John, who once again, does not exist ANYWHERE else), and cited three references - two of which we'd already clocked were fake, the third of which was also in this guy's paper.
Interestingly, it kept telling us that these references were hypothetical. Almost as though its training set remembered being asked for those exact references, and having to explain to someone before us that they weren't real.
So I looked through the reference list for anything else mentioning this made up site, and found a fifth, which again, wasn't real.
So, we've forwarded everything on to the head of school, and I'll be speaking to Academic Quality today. Best case scenario for the student is that the uni doesn't consider this proof of ChatGPT, BUT he will still be excessively marked down because he made up, like, a third of the paper (that I checked). And, to be super clear - academically speaking, the paper was garbage anyway. He was already barely passing, because there was no depth whatsoever to it.
But if the uni DOES consider it proof, that's academic malpractice, and worst case scenario is he might be thrown off the course and barred from further study at this university. (It's unlikely to go that far, but the possibility exists)
“If this hurts my shows I’m gonna riot” “they better not cancel my favorite show” “this is so selfish I NEED this show” “what about my mental health now that they—“
So you agree. Show-writers are important to you and to the industry and should be compensated accordingly for their important work.
I've been trying not to call people mean names when I get into arguments so now my default when I get a lil frustrated is to say "babe" which as u might understand is not particularly conducive to customer service
Had a guy piss me off so badly yesterday I called him babygirl
For reference im a scrawny 19 year old girl wearing too much eyeliner and he was a 40 year old man in an American flag carhartt jacket. We were both so surprised the disagreement just ended right there
Like 10 minutes into the show some guy ran down the street screaming ‘MY POWER’S FAILED WHO’S THE NEXT DOCTOR?’ and like 4 different people shouted back out their windows inviting him in for a cuppa and to watch the show with them.
darecrowavis
EVERY TIME I SEE THIS THERE’S A DIFFERENT BRITISH GIF
I love how all of them carry a completely different tone than the others
FUCK EM UP YOUR GRACE
fishcustardandclintbarton
Pop off, my liege
Yeah this panel study was a bit late, but hey, at least I got the piece done, even if it was absolute AGONY
That wonderful home cooking! #vintage #cottagecore #supertaster #aesthetic #momcore
What did I do to deserve a fate such as this.
girl it was already blazed....naught but embers
it’s been years since i’ve first seen this comic and i still think it has one of the best punchline delivers of anything i’ve ever seen
friendlytree
eternal classic
these new bots are NOT OK. Them having actual tumblr names is giving me psychic damage. I feel like curling up in a corner and crying.
yesterday "remainingforefinger" followed me and the fact that this ISN'T a nonbinary autist from Poland who works as a dentist's assistant, but A BOT, makes me want to SCREAM.
Pour one out for this choice bot url
reblog if your tumblr is more popular than the Metaverse
(This will probably not reach a big enough audience but still.
+ these r really shots in the dark I have no idea what’s the avarage in this site 💀👍)
ahhh you know what. im sleepy. ill make a promo post for the next stream tomorrow. nobody poison my blog while im gone okay?
sorry sorry sorry sorry it spilled on accident sorry for the poison sorry
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sorry it gets absolutely everywhere im so clumsy im about to give up on this wizards cat job
Joining the war on fetish and kink on the side of the fetish and kink