me after going pee in the middle of the night

Knock Him Up November

the picrew of dorian gray

once in a lifetime isn’t a joke to me. time isn’t holding up. time isn’t after us. same as it ever was. same as it ever was. same as it ever was. and here a twister comes. here comes the twister

i was on the ferry and i asked this older couple if i could take their picture. they said yes, and asked if they could take a picture of my friend and me too

Girl you need to get out of bed faster than this

the only way we can stop the ancient curse that's plaguing the town is by dressing up like girls and kissing

if i were a baby id be posting shit like she took my nose in the divorce

if i were a baby id be posting shit like she took my nose in the divorce

somewhere out there tonight a girl is having painfully mediocre sex with a man in a ghost face mask.... everyone lets bow our heads and give her a moment of silence for a second .......

at LEAST top 20 rvd moment was when archie was like "i need to overcome my weakness to palladium" and cheryl was like "have u tried microdosing by putting it in a soup:)" and they were both like yeah this is an awesome plan so archie started microdosing on Kryptonite Rock Soup and then promptly almost fucking DIED on account of the poisoning himself. and then he got forged. in the mines. which was awesome

I hope everyone knows that by “cottagecore gardener” I mean aesthetic over skill or substance. So yeah, you can absolutely vote that one.