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an angry loaf

@anangryloaf / anangryloaf.tumblr.com

eldritch abomination in a soft and fluffy body

Since, in true Celtic fashion, I’m gonna start saying “it’s too hot” today, here’s the perfect poll…

Reblog & put your answers in the tags because I’m curious and need to know I’m not suffering alone

Genuinely horrified by this. You mean other people aren’t cold blooded monstrosities? My desperate craving for heat isn’t normal? Please. More heat. My marrow is ice. Sear the flesh from my bones.

i think the reddit migration has a lot of entertainment potential if we also have normal fans of normal media coming to tumblr. succession redditors. house md redditors. formula 1 redditors. ice hockey redditors. people who think that those two white men are nothing but Heterosexual Best Bros, Really Just Two Straight Guys Being Dudes forced to interact with deeply unwell queer fandom who'd to write university-level dissertations on why they are in love and fucking

This poll is about how far you regularly walk as a means of travel (getting from point A to point B; getting to work or school, going to your friend's house, etc), NOT walking for leisure or exercise purposes.

This assumes terrain that is mostly flat and paved, the weather is more or less ideal, and you are walking as a means of transportation.

[Click here for mobility disabled people who walk, whether aided or unaided]

[Click here for wheelchair users]

  • None of them are gonna be physically violent
  • The Reddit users are going to judge you if you express any religious or “unscientific” sentiment
  • The Catholics run the gamut from “hardcore pro-lifer” to “Nun who invented communism”
  • The Protestants have brought lots of food but are going to proselytize the entire time you eat
  • The crystalists are split 60/40 on whether or not vaccines cause autism, and you don’t know who has the majority until you’ve been there an hour
  • The Anglophiles have good pastries, but 1/3 of them are in Sherlock cosplay
  • The girlbosses are all within 10° to the left of the center of the political spectrum and will try very hard to get you to invest in their MLM
  • The vegans brought food but will turn hostile if you let slip that you’ve used animal products in the last year
  • The reenactors have booze, but your phone is dead and they’re giving a very pro-America history lecture
  • The influencers have a pool, a jacuzzi, and lots of drugs, but they have a combined net worth that teaches seven digits and won’t let you forget it
  • The retirees have great weed but they’re gonna ask you a lot of invasive questions and give you a lot of unsolicited advice.

overheard some teens today talking about a girl they know who’s a “canned fish influencer” and makes and sells her own canned fish and how everyone they know is big into canned fish now and throwing fish canning parties every weekend? i can’t tell if i’m way more out of touch with The Youths than i thought, or if they were doing a bit, or if seattle youths are just extra incomprehensible. maybe all three

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"Doomed by the narrative" is sexy and all but i think the narrative wanting to save a character who is utterly set on dooming themselves isnt as much of a thing and it's so good as a concept