“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

“What an unexpected -“

“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

“You’re trapped!”

“By societal convention!”

“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

This show is fucking brilliant.

did everyone else read that in his voice

kids baking competitions are amazing

A literal 11 year old: the government poisoned my city

right wingers: who cares, it’s just Michigan! America comes first!

11 year old: Michigan is in America

right wingers:

-R. Kelly (circa 1990)

This dude tries to rob a store and gets shot by every costumer, making him tonight’s biggest loser

This dude tries to rob a store and gets shot by every costumer, making him tonight’s biggest loser

oof’s in the chat bois

That Is One Thing You Could Do, Yes

am i doing this right?

My dad in Vietnam in 1971, didn’t know this photo existed until I came across it on the internet, he cried when I showed it to him. I hope this is the right place to post it.

Me: *wants to pass in every exam with A+ grade*

Also me: *doesn’t want to study*

Footage of Autistic Jewish Kid having the Time of his Life (1942)