they call me girl cause I'm a boy

this website so fucking easy

sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

If it makes you feel any better, he hated it too.

This is the funniest and saddest sentence I've read all week

socks used to cheat on civil service exams, Qing Dynasty China

it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here

im still reading about redditors's worst concert experiences and im losing it at this guy who has accidentally seen buckcherry 5 times because they either opened for the act he wanted to see or replaced an act. and now every time he goes to a concert he's scared theyll be there again

weird clocks pngs ☆

These are regular clocks to me

it's important to have bits that aren't good and also nobody likes and also aren't funny

an interview with the mayor of LA was aired where a journalist asks “do you owe citizens an apology for being absent whilst their homes were burning? do you regret cutting the fire department's budget?”

and someone is enraged the mayor is being asked this question they’re like “omg how dare you ask this!! this woman is clearly shaken up!! give her time!!” like… that’s what happens when you’re in a political position of power and you make fuck ass decisions like that and it’s perfectly normal and acceptable to ask this shit especially when you cut the LAFD budget to give more money to cops

not to mention inmates are fighting these fires and guess what? gavin newsom has made homelessness illegal, literally throwing homeless people into jail, and california voted to keep prison slavery in the constitution. fuck rich people sooooo bad

My doctor and therapist: now with this autism + ADHD diagnosis you need to learn to unmask because masking all the time will make you burn out again and feel like shit

Other people: well it's just interesting how after getting the diagnosis you suddenly start behaving like that I mean I'm not saying you're faking it's just funny how you suddenly cannot be normal like you were before

THIS IS SO TRUE!

bUt yOu nEveR hAd a pRoBLem wiTH this bEfOre?!

BITCH I have spent 35 years thinking I was just inherently bad at being a person, now I find out I have a disability? That it’s actually (checks notes) NOT THIS HARD FOR EVERYONE?! What the fuck do you mean other people aren’t getting distracted because they can hear the electricity?! Yeah I think I’m gonna give myself a break actually. The microwave IS too loud, now fuck off.

Sorry for being a bitch earlier, I needed to lay in the dark with my headphones for 3 hours to feel better

Healthcare issues reflected in yaoi ✊😔

to be honest there has never been a fictional character i’ve actually wanted to date. like. i want them to date each other. i don’t want myself as a person to be involved in this scenario whatsoever. what would i add to this narratively? what’s my thematic purpose in the narrative? immersion breaking. 

the comic for reference:

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Upon later reflection I'm kind of obsessed with the melancholy of this. Oddly sweet? I'm charmed.