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@analogmonkey

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blue-le-q

Things come along like this that make the internet so special, I AM IN FUCKING TEARS

This doesn’t go with anything on my blog but OH MY GOD!!!!

I’m so amazed at how well this is done lmaoo

I LOVE GOOFY GIRLS BRUH 😂😂😂😂

i’mma be their friend ha

😂😭😭😭😭😭😂

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You will Jump Back Jump Forward Me Up?

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lilacsociety

Star Wars: The Force Awakens Anime Opening (I’m so sorry)

I’ve watched this about a dozen times. It is PERFECT ❤

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bigbigtruck

FUCK

OP is going to hell for this

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Everything inside you will fight improvement

The human mind is a miracle, and you will never see it spring more beautifully into action than when it is fighting against evidence that it needs to change. Your psyche is equipped with layer after layer of defense mechanisms designed to shoot down anything that might keep things from staying exactly where they are — ask any addict.

So even now, some of you reading this are feeling your brain bombard you with knee-jerk reasons to reject it. From experience, I can say that these seem to come in the form of …

  1. Intentionally interpreting any criticism as an insult

“Who is he to call me lazy and worthless! A good person would never talk to me like this! He wrote this whole thing just to feel superior to me and to make me feel bad about my life! I’m going to think up my own insult to even the score!”

  1. Focusing on the messenger to avoid hearing the message

”Who is THIS guy to tell ME how to live? Oh, like he’s so high and mighty! It’s just some dumb writer on the Internet! I’m going to go dig up something on him that reassures me that he’s stupid, and that everything he’s saying is stupid! This guy is so pretentious, it makes me puke!“

  1. Focusing on the tone to avoid hearing the content

”I’m going to dig through here until I find a joke that is offensive when taken out of context, and then talk and think only about that! I’ve heard that a single offensive word can render an entire book invisible!“

  1. Revising your own history

“Things aren’t so bad! I know that I was threatening suicide last month, but I’m feeling better now! It’s entirely possible that if I just keep doing exactly what I’m doing, eventually things will work out! I’ll get my big break, and if I keep doing favors for that pretty girl, eventually she’ll come around!”

  1. Pretending that any self-improvement would somehow be selling out your true self

“Oh, so I guess I’m supposed to get rid of all of my manga and instead go to the gym for six hours a day and get a spray tan like those Jersey Shore douchebags? Because THAT IS THE ONLY OTHER OPTION.“

And so on. Remember, misery is comfortable. It’s why so many people prefer it. Happiness takes effort.

Also, courage. It’s incredibly comforting to know that as long as you don’t create anything in your life, then nobody can attack the thing you created.

It’s so much easier to just sit back and criticize other people’s creations. This movie is stupid. That couple’s kids are brats. That other couple’s relationship is a mess. That rich guy is shallow. This restaurant sucks. This Internet writer is an asshole. I’d better leave a mean comment demanding that the website fire him. See, I created something.

That last paragraph tho

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Let that bitch know 

READ THAT BITCH

They thought he was gonna be one of their “yes man” black correspondents…

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stay-hyyer

That was on fox????

Drag haaaaaa!!!!!!!

He is a hero, I’m so here for it

when he said the culture of these crazy white boys shooting up schools. oh my gosh.

^^that gif was legit me at that very moment!

oh lorddddd

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brandieblaze

He snatched her fucking SOUL. And peep how she said she taught in inner city schools. You know how many white teachers there are like her teaching black children but feeling like they and their culture are worthless? See how angry she got when he flipped her own line of thought back on her?

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I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

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riskpig

………my friend has made me curious

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maryburgers

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

  1. I don’t believe in these things
  2. But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job
  3. But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.
  4. Roger is cute.
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theslayprint

She deserves ALL of the awards !!!

“Yeah, girl i was just telling you…hold on…I think I see your man.” [rolls; hides away] “I don’t think he saw me. He lookin’!” [disappears] “I know he didn’t see me but I see him. Yeah, he still with that girl.”

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e-bae

Females: I want equal rights. Females: You can’t hit me I’m a female.

Females: I want equal rights and i don’t want you to hit me because I am a human being and I don’t like being hit

remedyriot

Why is that the first place fuckers go? Why do you wanna hit women so badly? Why do you wanna hit anyone so badly? You’re fucking scary, op.

Why do you equate equality with who you can and cannot abuse?

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analogmonkey

Lol