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So they put balls on my pig... Fuck them.

@analog-machine / analog-machine.tumblr.com

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🕯 My name is Keef, I am a grown ass adult 🕯
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🕯 Pennamed Ice 🕯
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2.24.2023

Keef/Fluke/Ice || it/they || queer/agender/asexual/aromantic || autistic || artist/writer/music lover/cosplay || disabled || pet parent || Aquarius/INTJA || having your teenagewizardboy school house in your bio is the sign of a potential loser || exclusionists, terfs, etc go away || ask box open, ask me anything || you will never see my real face || Nazi punks of any kind fuck off ✌🏻

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I refuse to water down my existence so some privileged little fuck on the internet can feel better about themselves. If you don't like me, block me. If you harass me, get roasted.

Kiddiddlers, racists, queerphobes, fascists, and the like can fucking eat sand and stay the hell out of here.

If you don't want your child learning some new and colourful words, police them. I am not their parent, nor am I yours.

I do what I do, and you do what you can do about it.

Nothing extremely lewd will ever be posted intentionally. If you wanna avoid anything, you can flag the tag "nsfm" and that'll catch most of it (jokes, tasteful nude art, etc.)

So @flavia-draws made me that Pink Floyd userbox for my birthday...

Bookend art by me. Still proud of this DSOTM one. And hey, happy 50th to that album!

tumblr blackout proposal

tumblr mobile has steadily become near unusable these past few updates. not just from a user experience perspective (which is important enough in itself) but also from an accessibility perspective.

examples include the new way the image viewer works (if you can call it "working"), the tumblr live button replacing the profile button, and that newly created blogs will be forced to have their main dashboard tab be the 'for you' page.

the demands of the protest would be along the lines of:

  • reverse the recent image viewer update
  • scrap the new users 'for you' page default setting
  • let us turn off tumblr live indefinitely
  • increase efforts against spam / porn bots
  • make reporting abuse and hate speech as easy as reporting as reporting spam
  • let us go nuts show nuts again... for real this time
  • remove flashing ads, including not accepting blaze campaigns for posts with flashing in them
  • commit to improving usability and accessibility, and listening to users!
  • (suggestions welcome!)

to protest against these usability issues, and inspired by the recent reddit blackout, i propose a 48 hour blackout (where you don't use tumblr at all). preferably of both mobile and web (since web has problems too) but mobile is the focus here.

[edit: a 'blackout' is when you don't log in, or interact with the site at all, for [x] amount of time.]

I suggest from the 30th of June.

this marks the end of pride month (for the "queerest place on the internet") and the start of disability month (since accessibility is a massive issue here).

tumblr office is in San Francisco, USA, so the times and dates will be calculated using their time zone (PDT).

i can't afford to blaze this post so please spread it around as much as possible! protests only work if significant numbers show up!

edit: tumblr rejected the blaze campaigns for this post because they know it would hurt them. let's make this an indefinite blackout - it's the best way to get results.

While I’m not 100% sure indefinite would be practical (perhaps a rolling blackout might be more feasible), I’ll be backing this.

Leave indefinitely and go fucking where? Reddit? Twitter? Facebook? Discord? Half the people I enjoy talking to on here don't have alternative means of contacting them, and the same could be said by probably half the people on this site.

OP thought this through about like my dog thought through trying to come through the baby gate like the Kool aid man that one time.

I'd be down for a temporary blackout but honestly. Indefinitely? Get real, bud.

Still can't get over that one person's indirect confession in my ask box that they can't fucking read, like...

I don't know what you were trying to convey but that's what ya fuckin said there bud.

Medicine is supposed to taste bad so there’s a lesser chance of people, especially children, overdosing on it you absolute dingus. It is quite literally supposed to taste bad. That’s so you don’t take too much and get sick or accidentally hospitalize/kill yourself. How are some of y'all this old and just not acknowledging that this is an actual thing?

No, I sorta knew that- I just reblogged this for the “things don’t have to suck” message because ya girl was going through it for a bit

Fam I meant oop being a dipshit I did not mean it to come off as being @ you.

You doing better tho?

I wanna apologize to any mutuals I might've snapped at within the span of the past few months.

I did not realize the stress has me that bad.

I'm not going into details here, but yeah.

Apparently it's That Bad.

Medicine is supposed to taste bad so there's a lesser chance of people, especially children, overdosing on it you absolute dingus. It is quite literally supposed to taste bad. That's so you don't take too much and get sick or accidentally hospitalize/kill yourself. How are some of y'all this old and just not acknowledging that this is an actual thing?

We failed as a society when everyone stopped wearing headphones.

At my parents place with 2 children watching YT on tablets and 2 adults watching tiktoks and reels on their phones and trying not to summon a comically sized Loony Toons hammer out of my back pocket to smash them all.

why the fuck is it called the xbox 360 what does 360 mean???????????????????

when u see it u turn 360 degrees and walk away

turning 360 degrees would face you right back to the xbox you dipshit

this post somehow still in circulation despite everyone involved being deactivated

You must be new here

i love how, like, when twitter users started fleeing the sunken ship, we were clutching our rifles and foaming at the mouth and dancing jigs in the street with clown makeup, desperately trying to make ourselves look more cringe, distance support alternating between rent-lowering gunshots and obliterating anyone and anything without an icon

meanwhile every post i've seen about the reddit disaster is like. reddit had a house flood and we're opening the door in the middle of the night in our jammies, telling em watch out not to step on the dog because he likes to sleep in front of the radiator, yeah fuck your landlord bro im so sorry, don't leave the fridge open, toothpaste is in the cabinet and the shower heat indicator thingie got reversed somehow so watch out, we'll leave the blankets on the couch, nighty night, and then tottering off to bed again

"and the shower heat indicator thingie got reversed somehow so watch out". I know it's not the point but how does this happen so often? It's like this where I live rn too.