Analisa Varricchio

I don’t know when people starting using “v” for very, and I also don’t know how I instinctively knew it stood for “very”.

p much

teacher: you’re 5 minutes late

Someone please help this man

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

when someone really cute calls you cute first

Lmao she bout that life

Seriously this is like basically a video of me this is honestly something I would do on live television

when ppl write “i probably hate you” in their tumblr descriptions

this entire post is a mess

when ur gonna put some dirt in someones eye

laughing cow cheese huh? I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

this is literally my favorite

Plankton singlehandedly roasted an entire family on spongebob.

This was dark

when you think you’re doing well in class and you get your first assignment back