Adam & Eve

That very faint “Why’re you still eating the apple?” 💀

“It’s the first thing on the syllabus” 🙃

if you have not watched this you need to because this is the explanation for all the fuckery going on today 100% And it is funny funny funny

Good stuff.

This. This is good fiction writing advice. I really appreciate how it was formatted as “this is a common problem, here is a solution to try in your own work” and not “oh god, don’t do that!” without any extra help. And I extra appreciated the “don’t rely on adverbs” bit, because they do have their place but they aren’t the only way actions can be emphasized.

Life of a Customer Service Rep.

Lmfao the pause

13 years ago today, Pepsi’s Super Bowl commercial starring Beyoncé, BritneySpears, Pink & Enrique Iglesias was premiered. #PepsiGladiators

Damn these were simpler times

so lemme break this down

-lord caesar iglesias, who does not sing in this musical commercial, has captured britney spears, pink, and beyonce to battle it out gladiator style -our trio decides instead of fighting, they will instead rock so hard that the audience forgets about their battle to the death -their musical prowess is so damn powerful they rock the foundation of the earth and overthrow caesar iglesias along with his stash of ancient roman pepsi -beyonce, britney spears, and pink drink pepsi while the audience cheers -enrique iglesias is eaten by a lion

Simpler times

BUT CAN WE LIKE TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT THEY ARE ALL QUEENS, SINGING A QUEEN SONG!!!

EZRA MILLER for GQ Style (2018), ph. Yoshiyuki Matsumara.

He ate this shoot

Anja Rubik in “Métamorphose”, photographed by Miguel Reveriego for Numéro #108

La fiesta de Yaksha / The Yaksha party (Detail), 2017. By Guillermo Lorca

Grace Bol at Thom Browne SS17

Sometimes, the pain of love is more fulfilling than the ache of loneliness.

Rhea