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this goes out to the whore who works at DairyQueen

@anakokawaii / anakokawaii.tumblr.com

George 😵‍💫 23 😵‍💫 nonbinary 😵‍💫 they/them 😵‍💫 I'm gonna piss on ur carpet
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There’s one guy in Columbus Ohio that has a completely unique strain of Covid that we only know about because of how much he is shitting and it is baffling researchers.

His identity is a mystery but they know where commutes to because his shits turn up there too.

Imagine going about your daily life blissfully unaware that there’s a research team dedicated to tracking you through your actual shit

It’s hilarious that nobody has pointed out that this data shows that the person hasn’t had a sexual partner in over two years.

The long covid shits keep him from getting any

the r/curatedtumblr -> tumblr migration is so funny to me. it's like going to the zoo and enjoying it so much you climb into the enclosure to live with the monkeys

this reply evokes such an incredible image in the mind’s eye

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From previous why did you hide this

on tumblr our funny little jokes are required to go through an ethics committee and then pass peer-review before they are allowed to be published to the greater public. whats not to get about this

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