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Mark Hamill as Luke Skywalker - Star Wars (1977)

I love that Palpatine is a die-hard Sith but after ten years of Vader’s obsession with Obi-Wan, even HE’S like “idk maybe the Jedi had a point about letting some shit go”.

There they are, the two genders.

only a cis deals in absolutes

all of life and history aligned for that one joke we’re done everyone go home

obi-wan: i don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way out of it this time

anakin: [cracking his knuckles]

anakin: manslaughter it is

I’m sorry okay

Oh god, the laugh that came out of me because of this was SO UGLY.

obi wan kenobi went out the way he lived, leaving a discarded jedi robe on the floor.

it’s may the 4th eve so remember to leave out a plate of bugs for anakin

You ever find yourself enjoying Star Wars but also thinking like, damn this galaxy really invented laser swords before they invented therapy.

This man is a treasure

count dooku did literally nothing wrong all those war crimes were for feminism

MY NEW FAVORITE BEHIND THE SCENES PHOTO EVER

au where when darth vader declares that he’s Luke’s father Luke comes to the (entirely reasonable) conclusion that darth vader and anakin skywalker were married

“How could you kill your HUSBAND?!” and Luke gets away with his hand because Anakin’s too confused trying to figure out when he and Obi Wan got married and why he’s only learning about it now

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