if they had ditch weed dispensaries i would still smoke
but im talking like low down ditch weed. just schwag. grade A ass weed. garbàge. because the shit they smoking nowadays is toxic. i brush past someone walking out of a dispo and 10 minutes later im couchlocked. in my day I would buy an eighth of capital B Boof pack and that shit had me k'ed for a week. the certified reginald. that oregano 10 sack. placebo kush. joe biden diesel. but they don't make it like that no more
Breaking Bad
This is from when Springfield discovered it never lifted prohibition and tried to re-enforce it, so Homer concocted a scheme where he fills fake bowling balls with his own booze and then Moe collects them from behind the scenes at the bowling alley. When Marge found out, she was really just impressed he came up with something so smart and took his side over the cops.
Gerard P Donelan
I love the notes saying this femme knows exactly what she's doing and it's all part of her flirting technique. You get it.
More of his stuff and about him
My absolute favorite of his work
That game 7, was just the perfect embodiment and manifestation of everything I’ve come to hate about the 2023 post season.
Help me understand something, how is it that Boston has a player that’s bout to make 161 million dollars, and bro bro cannot drive to the rim without turning the ball over?
That was the most disgusting game you will ever see from a multipile-time, all star player. That man literally sold the game. Jaylen Brown should be under investigation for points-shaving. Bro you can go to your driveway right now, play ball with your kids, and I garauntee you, your kids won’t have 8 turnovers. 8 turnovers is a near impossible number and even the most ball hog, high-usage type players will pretty much never do that s###.
Jaylen Brown should be under investigation by at least 3 of the top law enforcement entities in the country. Yo,his play throughout that whole game was flat-out SCANDALOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!
This man literally cried before the playoffs about the sacrifices he made, about playing 2nd fiddle and about the city of Boston, and he talked all that just to come through with multiple lack lustre playoff performances.
Yes, the Miami Heat deserve some credit, and yes I was wrong once again, because I thought the Heat would do us all a favor and die mercifully, but Jayson Tatum rolls his ankle at the beginning of the game and then JB starts pretending he’s never dribbled an NBA basketball before, so how much praise do I really give them?
You tell me the last time you saw a star player turn it over 8 times in a single game?
The Celtics will have some very tough decisions to make this off season and none of them are made easier by the type of play you saw from Brown last night.
Dawg/36 over RAPTOR as advanced stat of the year
F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby
A reminder that doms need safewords, aftercare and love as much as subs do.
girl who looooves weed but she can’t roll for shit and can’t hold a lighter well and burns her fingers and she coughs so fucking loud she cries whenever she takes a single hit .
update: just took the little ittybittest hit and coughed so hard i threw up
this post is about me and i once ate an entire edible after forgetting to cut it and only take half. and then had an orgasm on a city bus after it went over a pothole
Józef Pankiewicz - Market Square of Warsaw by night (1892)
Maurice Utrillo - Nuit de Noël à Montmartre sous la Neige (1923)
Arkady Rylov - Sunset (1917)
Rylov’s color usage is WILD for the time, it feels
#sleepysexyhighopendiary
Everything will be better eventually 💙 It always is. No storm lasts forever and by now, I should basically be a professional storm surfer.
If you take control of your pain and your healing, you can make it happen. You don't have to be hurt all the time. You can be carved from stone without destroying your ability to be vulnerable, empathetic, and compassionate.
Your mind isn't trying to kill you. It's trying - in its simple, misguided way - to protect you. You need to teach it that you aren't in danger. You need to teach it that there are people in the world that will return your kindness and patience, rather than foaming at the mouth for the chance to eat you alive.
There are people who will not resent you for your accomplishments, there are people who will not side-eye you for your looks or weight or gender expression, there are people who will celebrate your hard work and personal growth, rather than looking for any way to passively or actively abuse you for your attempts to feel a normal human level of self-appreciation and love. No matter how complicated and traumatized and misguided people are - no matter how hurtful and cruel they always seem to be. Yes, there will always be crabs in a bucket (and sometimes they will be your loved ones), but you need to find the people around you who value cooperation over competition and who are capable of giving you the same level of compassion you're willing to give.
I've poured myself into cups full of bullet holes until I forgot that cups could be any other way. Until giving myself to people who do nothing but take and manipulate and abuse felt like the norm. I've let walking, talking Black Holes suck my soul dry until I forgot that people could be anything but Black Holes - until I couldn't even see stars anymore - and then blamed myself more harshly than anyone else because they had convinced me that they deserved to treat me that way and that I deserved to remain in abject suffering all the time for it.
It is never your fault that someone else is using their mental illness, triggers, or trauma as an excuse to berate, belittle, mock, stalk, snap, cop attitude, or otherwise abuse you. Their lack of self-control, compassion, boundaries, and maturity will never be your responsibility. You do not deserve abuse, no matter how much abusive people will insist that you do, but it is your responsibility to separate yourself from them - even while they kick and scream that it's your fault, your fault, your fault that they're perpetually incapable and feel they deserve to treat everyone else like shit for it. Some people will just always be desperate to blame everyone else for their own faults. Just because they're blaming you doesn't mean that you're actually to blame and it's not your responsibility to fix them or convince them otherwise.
I am excruciatingly aware that some people will be nice to you or do you favors or would-be kindnesses not because they're genuinely compassionate or honest or even care about you as an individual person, but because they want to manipulate you or want something to hold over your head. They will pretend to care about you while hiding an ulterior motive (eg. "Let me pay for that", "I'll help you with that", "Move in with me") while resenting you for it. The real motive is actually completely self-serving and this faux-friendliness will melt away to reveal the cruel, abusive face beneath once they realize they won't be getting what they really wanted (eg. control over you, your sense of self-worth, and/or dominion over your attention, all of which they would like to manipulate to be all about them, them, them - even at terrible personal cost to you).
When you experience too much of this behavior or let those sorts of people manipulate your good and trusting nature for too long, it can destroy your good and trusting nature. You stop being able to trust anyone - least of all people who smile, say they love you, and try to offer you help. You become bitter, closed off, ultra-independent, and suspicious of everyone. Smiling teeth look like fangs and the tongues behind them tell only lies. They don't like you, they just want something from you. Which of course isn't always true and you need to be open to that possibility in order to make real, genuine connections with safe, responsible people.
So do yourself a favor: When people tell you who they really are, listen to them the first time.
When their behavior is screaming at you that they feel very comfortable disrespecting/abusing you or upholding a perpetual double standard of behavior where they get to be abusive and out of control while everyone else is always expected to be the bigger person - leave them behind and don't ever feel guilty about it.
If they really loved you, they wouldn't have abused you until you left. If they really wanted you around, they wouldn't have lied about you to make themself look like the victim after treating you like shit. Rest soundly because anyone who spends enough time around a person like that will see the truth for themself. The truth doesn't need to be believed in - it will exist no matter who accepts it or not. Additionally, you will never ever be responsible for the fact that an abusive person is miserable and alone now because they burned every available bridge within burning distance with their deplorable behavior.
You have the power to choose to not to be hurt by others - in spite of everything. No one else's misery has to be yours and no one's attempts to destroy your happiness or self-worth can even come close to nicking your armor if you refuse to give them that power.
I don't know much about your life beyond these walls The fleeting sense of love within these God-forsaken halls And I can hear it in his voice, in every call; "This girl who's slept a hundred years has something after all"
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Charles Guilloux - Sunrise – Notre Dame de Paris (1906)
imagine if skyrim was the most popular game of all time by an order of magnitude and people caleld video games ‘skyrims’. and it cost ninety dollars and took up half the average computers hard drive. and then peoel would be on nexus being like ‘hi guys check out my farming sim skyrim mod’ and it just had you kiling draugr but on a farm. and people were like ‘yeah i think that you just cant do farm simulation in video games’ and if anyone brought up stardew valley theyd be like ‘okay well first of all its presumptuous to assume i can afford a second video game or have space for it on my hard drive. and Second of all when i play skyrim i just run back and forth around the towns picking up all the cabbages for seven hours on end so i don’t see why i’d need a whole game programmed to be about farming. i can play skyrim the way i want to. stop gatekeeping gaming.’ anyway thats what its like to like ttrpgs other than dungeons and dragons.
i was anticipating a punchline but god that took me out
Dog people don’t quite understand that well-cared for indoor cats regularly live into their late teens, some into their 20s. Also cats don’t tend to show visible signs of aging like dogs do. A 10-15 year old medium/large breed dog is usually visibly old and often slowing. Cats at that age who have good genetics and have received good care look completely like their younger selves and still have play drives and energy and their personalities. Not my cat though. She’s only 5 and she’s looked like roadkill since birth. People often think she’s a senior cat because her body type is weird and she doesn’t groom herself. This is because she is just a little weirdo.
I love her so much but that just doesn’t negate the fact she looks like the Pet Sematary reanimated evil version of someone’s beloved pet. She looks like she’s decomposed just enough for her skin to start slipping. She has cat dandruff. She never cleans under her claws so they’re often black. Her face is crusty and she tries to kill you if you clean it. She’s just built DIFFERENT.
nope! here are her baby pictures (from 2017)
she went through an almost normal cat phase around 3 months of age but reverted back to being yucky
yes she is the toe biter and also the little cat that messes up all the pillows
This is my boy, who is nine, with his grampa, who was 19
hey dude im on Loves You island and all of your friends are here too. what time are u planning on getting here? we are gonna order pizza
this is exactly the way i meant it :) the sooner u love urself the sooner we can all play mario kart btw. but its ok if u take a while. we are not going anywhere
Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection
Hey there guys. It’s me, in 2022, commenting on this post from 2016. There’s been a lot of people on this site lately being like “oooh no don’t make viral uwu I’m so pathetic, little, and defenseless and my poor notifications can’t handle 10k reblogs” well first of all ALL of us are pathetic, little, and defenseless and secondly none of our notifications can handle 10k reblogs and thirdly I’m not a coward and I think this should have a million notes. Not because of its own merit as a post, I just think it’d be funny if when I turn 30 this year and I reflect on the greatest accomplishments of my life thus far, I have to at least consider putting “famous tumblr popcorn post” on the list
Hi there guys. It’s me, again. It is December 8, and my birthday is December 16 (and fyi I didn’t even get my birthday off from work which I’m being so brave about, just saying) and I want you all to gather round and listen to my pitch. I could tell you that I really want this, which I do but I also think it’d be really funny to NOT reach my goal and to start my thirties on the note of failure but like a really stupid kind that doesn’t matter and is very funny. I could tell you that getting this post to a million notes will benefit you in some way, but it absolutely won’t, except in the general tumblr sense of getting to participate in committing to the crowdsourced bit, which is actually the truest joy this webbed site can offer. I could even be very earnest and say something how for better or worse tumblr had a hand in defining my twenties, and even when I’ve been infuriated with parts of it, it is genuinely the only social media that doesn’t make me feel like shit and isn’t impossible for me to use, and at very hard times in my life the weird community has been a comfort, but that’s TOO EARNEST. Knock that shit off.
Instead, I offer you this: if you reblog this post with tags, like anything at all in the tags, multiple reblogs won’t be collated together meaning that you can make my notifications truly unusable. Think about that you fuckin jackals. Can you resist the urge to be both helpful and annoying as shit
‘montmartre in the rain’ by pierre bonnard (1897).
