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Goodness

Where are her lips?

When she said her lips were moving, she meant they were moving out

tbh if i was hot, the chances of me becoming a slut would increase by about idk 800%

I’m pretty sure this vine defines my life

[slurred] “Just pour it in the fucking thing.” [mumbles] “- fucking kids love it!” [shouts] “Fruit!”

I’m still not over this

@botanobo

i stopped caring when i was like 3

being in a public restroom and hearing someone shitting really loud

being in a public restroom

being in a public

being

people adding things 2 my posts

your posts

ur blog

u

IM LAUGHING SO HARD. I THREW MY PHONE SO I COULD BREATHE

you thinking that comment was necessary

thinking

wen u zoom in

I love this post

love

It just keeps getting better

overused captions

Tumblr’s new layout

tumblr

the internet

Your comment.

Your face.

Steve Harvey: and the winner of Miss Universe is Colombia!

Miss Philippines:

Steve Harvey: i have to apologize, the runner-up is Colombia… Miss Universe 2015 is Philippines!

Miss Philippines:

Behold the rotating dog.

This is amazing

Nicholas a savage

Lmfaoooooo

Being accused of having an attitude when you don’t have an attitude which results in you catching a stank ass attitude 😊

if you listen carefully you can hear me whisper “shut the fuck up” at least once every five minutes

😂😂😂😂😂

FIVE YEARS HE WAITED FIVE YEARS