i saw oppenheimer and i didn’t know david dastmalchian was in it! i was smiling like a fool every time he was on screen
okay this had to be the dark knight (2008) vs. ant-man and the wasp (2018), right? [edit to add: jk it was almost definitely bird box!]
finally, proof that david is an amazing skater and should be in a movie about rollerskating or smth where HE DOESNT FUCKING DIE
i found young david dastmalchian, i am fainting as we speak
[from pinterest and david's instagram]
PEOPLE LISTEN TO ME!!!! IF THERE WAS A LIVE-ACTION DESPICABLE ME, WHO WOULD WE CAST AS GRU?
THIS IS A RHETORICAL QUESTION BECAUSE WHO DO WE KNOW THAT CAN SPEAK IN A RUSSIAN ACCENT, CAN DEFINITELY PLAY A CHARACTER THAT HATES PEOPLE AND IS SO UNDERRATED??
THIS MAN WHO IS ALSO WEARING GRU'S SCARF?????? HE'S LITERALLY DRESSED LIKE GRU, HE DESERVES TO PLAY GRU, but yk, a gru with hair- or ykw, hair or no hair, HE'LL LOOK FUCKING FABULOUS !!!
GUYS I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS DAVID'S BDAY TODAY AND I DIDN'T MAKE HIM ANYTHING AND IT'S NOT LIKE I KNOW HIM PERSONALLY BUT I REALLY WANTED TO DRAW ANY OF HIS CHARACTERS FOR HIS BIRTHDAY BUT NOW I HAVE TO SLEEP AND NOW IM CRYING ALL BECAUSE OF THIS T-T
#happybirthday @dastmalchian #daviddastmalchian #actor #kurt #antman #antmanandthewasp #whatif #quantumania #polkadotman #thesuicidesquad #oppenheimer #bostonstrangler #thedarkknight #Batman #TheLongHalloween #dune #gotham #theflash #BladeRunner2049 #AMillionLittlePieces
Happy birthday to my favorite weird, sexy, spooky vampire boyfriend, David Dastmalchian!
David Dastmalchian Come to an East Coast Convention (IMPOSSIBLE CHALLENGE!!!) | I Get On My Knees and BEG!!!!!! GONE WRONG??😱😱😱😱
i love david but that man with blonde hair is kind of scary T-T like it really doesn't fit him at all
luckily he's so adorable i could look past it
