Good news! The Dark Lord of the Orcs who forged them into an unstoppable army of darkness to ravage all the lands of light just got voted out in a landslide
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cruelty is so easy. youre not special for choosing it
"The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist; a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain."
-Ursula K. LeGuin, The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
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wish ppl understood the power nowadays in not giving something attention. things today are so focused on attention and reaction and #memes that the best way to shut literally anything down is simply not give it exactly what it wants. like you arent going to own that bigot on twitter youre going to boost their original message whether thats your intent or not and you arent just playing with ai for shits and giggles you are giving it free learning and data. just stop engaging with things that dont deserve it
Scientists have successfully cross-bred the Grunt and the Goon, creating the world first Groont.
Unfortunately, the Groont is infertile.
But it cannot be. This would mean that all my work has been for nothing. Everything that I have tried to... a failure!
I think now that queens dead they should have her stuffed and put on display in Cairo for the next 150 years.
BLAZE REJECTED MY POST WOW LOL
We'll make sure at least 100k people see it for free then.
telling the kids that theres an among us movie and they get excited and you sit them down and put on The Thing
the context feature is so fucking funny i hope this fucks every single advertiser ever for the rest of time
FINE PRINT UNDER EVERY AD BY THE END OF 2023
BEAT THEM UNTIL THEY ARE DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Related, y'all need to stop using character ais and start role-playing with other human beings or writing fanfiction (which is like role-playing by yourself!).
Connect with other people through your blorbos. A bot is never a good replacement for human creativity, passion, and connection.
But it sucks ass. Spend the time you'd waste trying to teach the robot to regurgitate mediocre bullshit to write your own scenario.
Marvel as you create something new, crafted perfectly for your own tastes every time. And see how your creations get better and better over time, instead of having to beg a bot for scraps over and over.
fucking. what?
I feel like this picture really gives it context
you know how it is with spaghetti
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"Jason" is a name from ancient greece that sounds like it was made up in the united states in 1979
“why don’t you just…?” the answer is either money or anxiety
or the Bone Pharoh
u know when something wont send for ages and ages but when it finally sends it goes 40 times. thanks for nothing technology you bastard.
If you’re ever stuck when writing a story, break your main characters legs and then have a milf show up. She doesn’t have to help
people that hate overanalyzing? do you hate fun? ueueue "its not that deep" oh woe is me! cry me a river. overanalyzing something shows how passionate you are for said thing. yes, it IS that deep, because i said so. leave me alone
you get it
“Royalty pollutes people’s minds, boy. Honest men start bowing and bobbing just because someone’s granddad was a bigger murdering bastard than theirs was.”
— Men at Arms, Terry Pratchett










