btw i know ive gotten a lot of new followers lately, so just to make my position clear:
⚠ Tip! You can attract someone's [white ass] with a piece of [cheese]
Evansville Press, Indiana, February 5, 1912
sapphic-agent-4
it’s a leap yeap
My nightmare: making a typo that people are still talking about over a century later
Obsessed with what has to happen to your brain for you to watch witch from mercury and go “OBVIOUSLY this is just a rwby au fanfiction in disguise.” Every day they’re inventing newer, eviler versions of guy who has only seen boss baby
It’s all RWBY AUs XD
First recorded Whiterose AU
this is the single greatest line of dialogue that has ever or will ever exist im so glad the big bang happened and life progressed to the exact line of circumstances that allowed this to happen
i need to recreate this truck i saw with my eyes while driving on the highway today gimme a sec
it was like this
found a pic on reddit. 10/10 for accuracy
perpetual-awkwardness
Demoman: “Bruh, I’m deadass hungry right now.”
[phone ringing]
Scout: “Yeah, pizza. What do you want?”
Demoman: “Let me get a… BONELESS PIZZA WITH A… TWO LITER OF COKE.”
Scout: “Fuck kinda pizza…? And TWO LITER MACHINE BROKE. We got a one liter, though.”
Demoman: “Fuck you mean, B? Aight, look, let me get that pizza BONELESS.”
Scout: “Uh, pizza don’t got bone on it.”
Demoman: “The fuck did I just say, then?”
Scout: “You said, ‘LET ME GET IT BONELESS’, like pizza got a damn bone in it.”
Demoman: “Y’ALL GOT BONES ON THE SHIT, THEN.”
Scout: “Naw!”
Demoman: “So what’s the problem?”
Scout: “DICKHEAD. Name one pizza that got bone on it.”
Demoman: “JUST DON’T PUT THOSE SHITS IN MY PIZZA, BRUH. How many times do I gotta say it?”
Scout: “Bro, just explain to me how the fuck pizza can be boneless.”
Demoman: “If it don’t got bone in it, it’s BONELESS.”
Scout: “Son, what school you go to?”
Demoman: “Dawg, I don’t understand the problem. Just make my shit BONELESS.”
tf2 heritage post
the most underrated dril tweet is the anubis one
