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A man-milf, a “Milf” if you will
A dilf
Makes no fucking sense, mine is better
A mmilf. Like a llama but sexier.
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“Blink Motherfucker” an essay of Papyrus’ battle.
Papyrus’ battle is fucking weird an unnatural and here’s why.
Ok so, think about the battle sprites.
Nabstablook’s eyes shake so, constatly moving.
Toriel stays VERY still but her expression changes enough to make up for that.
(I couldn’t find a good gif so uh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmC-pihm8YE If you want proof)
Undyne? bouncing. hair blowing in the wind.
Mad Dummy? bouncing.
Mettaton? Dancing his motherfucking heart out.
Asgore? bounceing.
Asriel? flying around at the speed of sound.
Sans? bouncing, swaying side to side.
Almost all the other monsters bounce and sway as well.
What’s weird about Papyrus’ battle is he doesn’t move at all.
His cape could be flowing in the wind. But no. Completely still. He could be moving at ALL but nope. But you know what’s REALLY WEIRD?? During the battle…Papyrus’ mouth doesn’t even move. watch a playthrough again….i’m right.
During Papyrus’ date he moves, his mouth moves, his expression changes, he’s very active.
But in his battle? Nothing. A statue. It’s like there’s a cardboard cut out of Papyrus. Papyrus, the most active charecter in undertale not moving a mother fucking inch.
Blink Motherfucker.
//adds to cool papyrus things
@maxladcomics Thought you might appreciate this.
OH MY GOD.
On that note he makes 1 face when you attack him, other than that he’s cardboard cutout Papyrus:
But this brings me back to some theories I haven’t brought up publicly. Papyrus isn’t the only monster that barely moves during a fight.
I read this a long time ago, and admittedly, it haunted me until I conveniently forgot it. It’s from the Undertale Tumblr. (Screenshot for convenience on the important part)
(San’s doesn’t say ‘don’t’ correctly, pass it on)
OKAY. WIKI LINK FIRST.
Basically (for anyone that hasn’t played, or hasn’t done a murder run, or hasn’t scoured the wiki endlessly for hints/info OR JUST DIDN’T KNOW) Shyren’s head and body are two different monsters, Shyren and her Manager make up her appearance in the game. If you dust Shyren, you’re left with a confused leech looking thing, it doesn’t dust and just sits there as the battle ends. The reason I bring this up is that there isn’t any other monsters that dust separately like this except Papyrus.
And even better is that both his body and head have different dust patterns.
I wanted to show a gif but GIFS ARE ANNOYING TO MAKE. So have some messy Jpegs.
YOOOOOOOOOOO
:thinking….:
hey hey what the fuck. hey. what the fuck
uuuhhhhhhhhhhhh
Notice that his costume that he made is referred to as his 'battle BODY' not battle suit... Coincidence? PERHAPS!
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reblog this post if you made a duck. i’m forming an army
Team Duck
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start of a comic i am doing. it might be a big one, since i’ve not felt so sure of a feeling for so long in a while, even if it’s a little negative.
oh man
Beautiful x
Now, a pencil sketch of Mika in her Breath of the Wild design - since the newest Zelda looks suspiciously like Mika's regular design -_-
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Hand drawing of my villain - Annej - from my story Portals to celebrate Inktober!
Commissions Available!! DM for details!! 😄
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This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.
I reblogged this shit two days ago y’all… what kinda sorcery is this. Oddly specific too …. I’ll take it tho 🤯
I think I did it wrong
Uh I reblogged this like 3 days ago and I start my new job on Monday??? Like idk how you accidentally find a job but I did.
I have a lot of odd dreams.
I'm sure most of you do.
Some are just plain weird - like the one where Cake Boss was my dad, Snoop Dog was my uncle and Penn and Teller turned my mum into Danny Devito - but some have a little creative nugget in there.
I'm going to start sharing these dreams, and if they're enjoyed enough, perhaps I can flesh them out into full stories some day.
Here is the first one, I call it:
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The Old Switcheroo
The hero is at a party hosted by the villain. He swears he has changed and wants to prove himself, but she does not believe him.
Throughout the night, parcels are dropped to the balconies with food to feed the fabrics birds in the garden. The hero, distancing herself from the villain, is feeding them outside for most of the night, and eventually they begin bringing her gifts, each one personal with a small love note attached. Eventually she realises that the gifts were sent by the villain.
Realing, she seeks him out, only to find he has invited her family and is trying to tell them how wonderful she is and how much he cares for her. They seem to believe him.
Enraged and confused, she tries to exit the busy party, causing a seen on the way. He realises her exit and follows.
Next follows a confrontation, she tries to begin one of their typical show downs but he has no interest in hurting her, telling her his feelings are true with no malintent.
Tears sting her eyes as eventually she is restrained and he gives her one short, tender kiss before leaving.
She still does not understand and somehow travels back in time to destroy his younger self. (she has assumed the role of her own younger self too)
She discovers his back story that lead up into what she knew him as, and tries to stop it. She begins a battle with him, but as he is now a weak and frightened young boy, she sees that in her rage and confusion she has become the villain.
She releases him, and tells him the truth. He vows that he will not become his evil persona, but she knows that can't really be stopped. Instead, it occurs to her that none of his schemes where ever all that evil or successful. Perhaps it was just a way to get close to her all along
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ATTENTION ARTISTS: Need help calculating your commission prices?
A tool that I’ve found is really handy is a called the Cash Clock. It’s a simple program that measures both the time that you’re working on a piece as well as how much money you should be earning. You can adjust the hourly wage to whatever you feel is right. Simply start the clock whenever you begin working on a project right up until you’re finished. It can give you a clear indication of what you should charge for commissions.
No artist should make below minimum wage for their artwork.
The Cash Clock is found as a download here.
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD USE THIS INSTEAD OF CHARGING PEANUTS FOR YOUR BEAUTIFUL ARTWORK.
Please, please, please at least make sure you’re making minimum wage.
Please stop lowering the pay floor for independent artists everywhere by thinking $5-10/commission is anywhere close to an acceptable rate for something you spent three hours on.
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techniiciian
Reblog if your 18+
AND DON’T LIE.
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A simple guide to picking a great color palette. No matter what the colors are, using colors that are certain distances from each other on the color wheel result in a great contrast of colors. The simple color schemes shown above are used in the most popular logos, posters, websites, paintings, and even movies and television.
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1000storyideas
Ambient sounds for writers
Find the right place to write your novel…
Nature
Places
Fictional places
Chloe’s room (Life is Strange)
Blackwell dorm (Life is Strange)
Two Whales Diner (Life is Strange)
Star Wars apartment (Star Wars)
Star Wars penthouse (Star Wars)
Tatooine (Star Wars)
Coruscant with rain (Star Wars)
Yoda’s hut with rain ( Star Wars)
Luke’s home (Star Wars)
Death Star hangar (Star wars)
Blade Runner city (Blade Runner)
Askaban prison (Harry Potter)
Hogwarts library with rain (Harry Potter)
Ravenclaw tower (Harry Potter)
Hufflepuff common room (Harry Potter)
Slytherin common room (Harry Potter)
Gryffindor common room (Harry Potter)
Hagrid’s hut (Harry Potter)
Hobbit-hole house (The Hobbit)
Founding Fathers Garden (Bioshock)
Things
Transportation
Historical
Sci-fi
Post-apocalyptic
Horror
World
Trips, rides and walkings
Beautiful
queerenbian
@icanneverbesatisfied @maybe-mikala I HAVE FOUND THE ULTIMATE RESOURCE
I LOVE YOU FOR THIS
queerenbian
HONESTLY I CAN DIE HAPPY NOW
sketchbookthingz
This helps if you’re drawing too!
I’m sure there is some inspiration in one of these, but this is a great masterlist!
bot-dad
bee-the-gatekeeper
A better Gryffindor common room (that matches the other three on the list).
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this is the text of good fortune, reblog in 60 seconds and $1200 will spontaneously materialize in your bank account🙏🙌💪🏻😤
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Writing Prompts
- “Since when have we done anything right?”
- “This isn’t suppose to be funny!”
- “Are you my mother?”
- “This dagger was meant for you!”
- “Here, take it, but bring it back by 9.”
- “Who thought this was a good idea?”
- “Did you just take out a flip phone?”
- “You’re not suppose to be here! I told you to stay back!”
- “Who did you bring?”
- “Good luck finding me.”
- “When I said pick up a hobby, this isn’t what I meant.”
- “Punch them in the face then.”
- “Okay, who just stabbed me? I was napping. What the hell?”
- “Who’s gonna clean this up? Not me.”
- “You’re smart. What does this mean?”
- “I don’t want to kill you, that’s too easy.”
- “My fish doesn’t like you.”
- “It could end in death, or not. But who really knows?”
- “Oh, you haven’t heard, have you? This will be interesting.”
- “Do you hear the potion brewing? This will be the last one we will ever need.”
- “Ouch!”
- “Killing you would be a privilege.”
- “Watch what my dog can do.”
- “Don’t be mad but I ate your chips.”
- “And I only paid 14.00 for it.”
13 for life tho
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warriormeal
The devil gonna come fuck me himself
homopower
Reblog if you want the devil to come fuck you himself out of sheer spite at the OP.
I didn’t actually write the post, but I’d be fine if the above was directed at me.
“What you doing tonight?”
“Oh, just ringing the devil’s doorbell.”
“Cool hope he answers!”
“Me too.”
*ding dong*
*Satan stomps through the hallway in his bathrobe and duckie slippers*
"Damn honey women, don't they realise what time it is?!?!"
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this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!
ehh what the hell
OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……
WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD
yooooo
yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..
OH MY GOD
OH MY F*CKIN GOD
THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!!
Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC
bluhippy
I need to believe in the heart of the post…
perlexnoire
Oh? Well… *reblag*
sakuyandere
i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko
I have nothing to lose
my palm was itchin today not riskin it
I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol
brownsugargeisha
It works. I just got $300 for no reason.
thecrybabbles
Money dog is my friend
yeaimcoollikethat
Money dog is the shit
anttom2016
I believe in the money dog😀
princedhunglow
I believe in the money 🐶
Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕
schrodingers-child
Just woke up 🙌🏿
Pplease😭🙏🏽
Fingers crossed I guess...
amystar297 reblogged
Hey can someone help me out and make a transparent cutout of ash from this pic
paper-mario-wiki
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Honestly, I think the whole “don’t pay the writers” thing boils down to the notion that everybody thinks they can write. It’s the old saw about the novelist at a cocktail party having to hear someone say, for the millionth time, “I’d love to write a book someday.”
Someone–Stephen King? Pretty sure I saw this in a Stephen King foreword–once said they’d like to say to a brain surgeon, “Boy, I’d love to do brain surgery someday.”
We treat “the ability to put words into a sentence” like it’s just the same as “the ability to form a coherent narrative that engenders a variety of emotions within the reader and puts them in a scene and shows them what they didn’t see before”.
And that’s like me drawing a stick figure and saying I’m an artist.
Writers are constantly devalued because everyone thinks they have a book in them and don’t realize the level of skill and commitment it takes to finish even a short story, much less a whole book.
This goes well beyond fandom, but man, I would’ve hoped fandom would know better.
***REBLOGS AGGRESSIVELY***
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irl-scrungass
He’s number one.
flargahblargh
He’ll always be number one to all of us. I hope his last moments are spent with his loving family, enjoying their time and company.
We all like to laugh and poke fun, but it takes a bigger man than most to point at himself and laugh along with you. He may have started as a 'stupid meme' to us, but now he is a legend.
As it stands, he is, and always will be, number one.