bob the builder - eustass “captain” kidd
warning: kinda suggestive, making out, groping, female bodied!reader (is wearing a skirt and revealing top), modern AU
I couldn’t think of a title LMAOO but it's subject to change, also I'm fs gonna write for ace next bc I'm on the alabasta arc rn which is also why I'm writing Kidd in a modern AU. Please ignore the fact that idk how to end these drabbles
How would the OP hotties react to their teen taking their car without asking? (The teen has their drivers license.)
Ryokugyu 🌱, Doflamingo Donquixote 🦩, Kizaru✨, Eustass Kidd🤘🎸, Queen👑, Kaido🐉, Dragon D Monkey 🐉🐒, Oven Charlotte 🍞
Crocodile 🐊, Akainu🌋, Katakuri Charlotte 🍡, Killer🔪, Marco🦅, Rosinantè Donquixote aka Cora-San💕, Izou🔫🔫, Benn Beckman 🔫, Buggy🤡, Fujitora 🐅, King 👑
Op hotties reaction to seeing they're S/O and child causing absolute mayhem and destruction
+i love your account it brings me so much joy in my life
Akainu🌋, Kizaru ✨, Fujitora 🐅, Ryokugyu 🌱, Katakuri Charlotte 🍡, Benn Beckman🔫, Izou🔫🔫, Rosinantè Donquixote aka Cora-San💕, Killer🔪, Marco🦅, King 👑
Doflamingo Donquixote🦩, Crocodile 🐊, Eustass Kidd🤘🎸, Oven Charlotte 🍞, Dragon D Monkey 🐉🐒, Kaido🐉, Buggy🤡, Queen👑
How would the OP hotties react to their kid getting in a physical fight at school and getting suspended because of it?
Akainu🌋, Fujitora🐅, Rosinantè Donquixote aka Cora-san 💕, Katakuri Charlotte 🍡, Marco🦅, King👑
Doflamingo Donquixote 🦩, Izou🔫🔫, Benn Beckman 🔫, Queen👑, Buggy🤡, Killer🔪, Kizaru✨
Ryokugyu 🌱, Kaido🐉, Dragon D Monkey 🐉🐒, Oven Charlotte 🍞, Eustass Kidd🤘🤡, Crocodile 🐊
Op hotties have s/o who are really good at controlling the sea even have the ability in the ocean like this to be able to issue a large wave tsunami?
Akainu🌋, Fujitora🐅, Benn Beckman 🔫, Killer🔪, Katakuri Charlotte 🍡, Marco🦅, Rosinantè Donquixote aka Cora-San💕, King👑
Izou🔫🔫, Crocodile 🐊
Kizaru✨, Kaido🐉, Dragon D Monkey 🐉🐒, Buggy🤡, Oven Charlotte 🍞, Doflamingo Donquixote 🦩, Queen👑, Ryokugyu 🌱, Eustass Kidd🤘🎸
“This mixture is drier than your sex life.”
Luffy - Dips a finger in it then looks at you wide eyes when he takes his finger and it’s clean bc of how dry it actually is. “I still like it though.” *takes a chunk and runs away from your spatula*
Zoro - Yawns as he stares at you, puzzled is an understatement. “What in the world are you talking about this early in the morning?” “Zoro, it’s 3pm.” “Well the sun is still out there so it’s morning.” The conversation escalates from dry sex life jokes to arguing about the sun.
Sanji - Shocked actually. “Well—we can always add more milk and if that still doesn’t help then we can start over. Baking is hard to master—” “Are you changing the subject?” “Yes—No.” “Which is it?” “Yes.”
Law - “You’re one to talk.”
Kid - “Are you crazy? Or do I need to show you the shit that goes down when you’re not around?” “Are you fucking your first mate?” “He’s called a mate for a reason.”
Killer - He just agrees with you. No arguing, no talk back, no nothing. Even though what you said wasn’t true.
Ace - “No it’s not.” He’s not lying. This guy’s appeal can attract anyone, and he’s always down for a good fuck so he rarely ever rejects anyone.
Sabo - Giggles a little before going into silent mode at the realization that he’ll truly never be able to enjoy his personal life until his mission is completely over—and that is definitely going to take years.
Shanks - “The seas made it this way I fear. How about you help me change that?” “No.” “Then you wonder why my heart is so broken!!”
Mihawk - The side eye is terrifying. Don’t say that again.
Crocodile - The bored look on his face makes you wanna die from embarrassment. “As long as it’s not as dry as the desert then I’m okay.“ “It’s as dry as the desert.” “Well, fix it for me or stop talking about it.”
Corazon - “I…i-it can’t be that bad…” so embarrassed about himself that he starts thinking about all the possible solutions to this little problem of his. Maybe Doffy can hire some ladies to help his precious brother.
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Op hottie when they wake up with their faces covered in dye, it turns out that while they were sleeping their son scribbled on their faces and ran away before they woke up
Kizaru✨, Dragon D Monkey 🐉🐒, Rosinantè Donquixote aka Cora-san💕, Oven Charlotte 🍞, Crocodile 🐊
Ryokugyu 🌱, Kaido🐉, Doflamingo Donquixote 🦩, Queen👑, Marco🦅, Buggy🤡, Eustass Kidd🤘🎸
Akainu🌋, Fujitora 🐅, Katakuri Charlotte 🍡, Izou🔫🔫, Benn Beckman 🔫, King👑, Killer🔪
how would the OP hotties react if they found out their s/o was being attacked at home, so they rush home to the rescue, but then they see their s/o saving themselves by using their dinosaur zoan power and save themselves? 😂 (the hotties didn't know about that ability)
Akainu🌋, Dragon D Monkey 🐉🐒, Izou🔫🔫, Benn Beckman 🔫, Kizaru✨
Ryokugyu 🌱, Buggy🤡, Killer🔪, Marco🦅, Eustass Kidd🤘🎸, King👑, Katakuri Charlotte 🍡
Rosinantè Donquixote aka Cora-San💕, Doflamingo Donquixote 🦩, Crocodile 🐊, Queen 👑, Oven Charlotte 🍞, Kaido🐉, Fujitora🐅
Raven! My love! My delightful partner in crimes committed for the Kid Pirates <3 I am here for this! \o/
Eustass Kid and NSFW #2
Also all my hugs and snuggles, my sweet. ♥ I hope things work out, and make sure to let me know if I can do anything to help -^_^-
My dearest Quin - happy anniversary around the sun! I'm so glad we met each other online over smut and became friends♥ You requested types of kisses, I hope you enjoy your story! ;)
Warnings: Spicy content! Eustass Kid X AFAB Reader; oral - reader receiving, fingering, and messy messy smooches. Word count: 633
Hmmm your blog caught my interest!!!!!
So that's what I ask for:
S/O asks op characters to wear a dress, how's this 😼
(I can see doflamingo wearing Viola's dress hehe)
Doffy would rock that dress and dance way better than her🤣
Op hotties reaction to seeing S/O getting hit on a by a guy and then kicks him in the nuts
I think that would be pretty funny
Ryokugyu🌱, Eustass Kidd🤘🎸, Oven Charlotte 🍞, Killer🔪, Buggy🤡, Rosinantè Donquixote aka Cora-San💕, Izou🔫🔫
Crocodile 🐊, Akainu🌋, Kaido🐉, Queen 👑, Doflamingo Donquixote 🦩
Fujitora 🐅, Kizaru✨, Katakuri Charlotte 🍡, King👑, Dragon D Monkey 🐉🐒, Marco🦅, Benn Beckman 🔫
— 𝐨𝐢𝐥 & 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐝
loud cranks and bangs resounded from within the workshop of eustass kid, followed by an occasional splash and loud cursing. he’d been locked up inside for about eight hours, screaming angrily at any attempts to coax him out.
normally, you got to wake up beside him, sharing little ‘good mornings’ and dotting his bare chest with light kisses. unfortunately, whatever new idea popped into kid’s head this morning threw off your routine. the amount of time he’d spent in his workshop, however, had become a little concerning. you knew kid probably hadn’t eaten anything today, seeing as he hadn’t left the shop at all, you took it upon yourself to see him fed.
"It's my birthday and I'll write what I want to \o/"
Gift Details ♥ Reader: fem!reader Character: Killer Kink: #2 Praise Kink Prompt: #13 "Don't worry, I'll take care of you." Gift Giver: @thenotsofantasticlifestory
Summary: Killer takes care of you - and the rest of the crew - so much, that now it's time to take care of him.
Content Notes: reader giving oral, hand job, praising, soft fem dom,
This birthday party is 18+, consensual unless explicitly stated otherwise, and BYOB
Op hottie s/o sits on their lap and says "my perfect ass is too good for a chair"
OP Hottie talks with their S/O about the idea of another child, just a chat, a simple maybe. Something to thing over. No pressure or anything. They’re just curious.
S/O: Depends. Does the name “Ivankov” ring a bell?
S/O hinting that if they do have another kid, it’s the hottie that’s gonna carry it.
How would op hotties react if there child told them that a teacher was being mean to them?
Kizaru✨, Akainu 🌋, Fujitora🐅, Benn Beckman 🔫, Katakuri Charlotte 🍡, Queen👑, Dragon D Monkey 🐉🐒, Crocodile 🐊
Ryokugyu 🌱, Eustass Kidd🤘🎸, Oven Charlotte 🍞, Doflamingo Donquixote 🦩
King👑, Killer🔪, Marco🦅, Izou🔫🔫, Buggy🤡, Rosinantè Donquixote aka Cora-San💕, Kaido🐉
Just something silly to kill some of the boredom of my day as I’m stuck at work.
Kid’s in leather speedos with a studded collar and a biker cap and shades. Gets a lot of return customers cause he’s a fucking ham.
Killer’s in cut off jean shorts - like daisy duke cut short, and cowboy boots with his mask on, hair clinging to his body. Gets a few really shy repeat customers.
Wire’s in a fishnet body stocking and banana sling bikini with a rainbow float on around his waist. Gets a lot of people asking if they can smack his ass. Charges 10$ a crack.
Heat’s in an old timey bath suit- plunging chest line but otherwise kind of like wearing overalls. Gets a lot of tips from older ladies and let’s a few smooch his cheeks.
I guess the question is - whose lane y’all going down >.> - and if none of the Kid Pirates float ya boat, how would your fave be dressed as they guest star at this impromptu charity event?
• C.W: Suggestive themes all throughout, Sanji is a perv (we've all been known though!), panty stealing, Zoro n dacryphilia, brat tamer Law (if you squint), Kidd is a menacing teddy bear, Killer is just such a sweetie, he deserves the world, and blowjobs.
• A.N: Felt cute, might delete when i wake up. The thoughts were thoughting and I had to get them out.
Also, i have a few requests piled up right now, and will try and get them out sometime i promise! I swear I'm not ignoring you my loves, these are just much easier to jot down during busier days!
Likes, comments, and reblogs are highly appreciated :)
what would the perfect date for the OP hotties look like? And would it end in disaster if they and not s/o planned it? xD
I’ve done this before but I’ll add the ones that are new to the list and 😆
His ideal date would be to have something single at home like a candlelit dinner and all the meals were prepared by him. Just soft music in the background while him and his S/O get comfortable and enjoy their time together.
He would organize a romantic candlelit dinner for him and his S/O. Something elegant with food that they both enjoy as well as a couple of bottles of wine.
He would organize a cooking class with his S/O where they would prepare a meal together and then dine while enjoying the sunset and having a couple glasses of wine.
He would take his S/O for a theatre performance like Phantom of the Opera or a ballet performance like Swan Lake. He would then arrange a romantic dinner for them enjoy.
He would take his S/O to an island that has a lot of meaning to him and he would arrange for them to have a picnic before building sandcastles and just having fun on the beach.
He has a hard time with picking the perfect date but he decides on a museum of Technology (thanks for Killer) where they both would be interested in seeing the advancements in technology and afterwards they would go to a Polish restaurant for some cabbage rolls.
He would take his S/O for a hiking trip where they could stay at a cabin and have a barbecue, hopefully he doesn’t set himself alight but he also brings a fire extinguisher just in case. There would a hot spring for them to enjoy together in the evenings with some wine.
